#xaviernam

[ksoobaby]

@xaviernam:

[ sms ] she just thinks you’re too innocent [ sms ] she obviously delusional [ sms ] – this is why i try to trade you for cheap wine. 

[sms] Ha. If only you knew the half of it.

[sms] Where I may not be innocent, I am wonderful [sms] The Mafia it is.

[xaiqocs-blog]

@xaviernam

   “I know a picture isn’t asking for much, but I’m trying to enjoy my off day with my doggo.” sehun sighs, watching vivi play in the park for a moment before his gaze flickers up to the male.

[oopsamy]

@xaviernam

"I’ve got the attention span of a gold fish so please don’t distract me.”

[holypatronus]

@xaviernam liked for a starter !

“Hey,” Junhong’s lips curves up into a smile as he spots the other. “Was this guy too loud? I swear, I’m gonna have to avoid giving him excessive amounts of treats.” He chuckles lightly, bouncing the pup in his arms.

[shadowraiths-archived-blog]

“I have no problem with cheese.”

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“Yeah I do!” Xavier huffs looking down at the packet of ruined oreos, head shaking as he pulls the whole plastic container out of its wrapper and shakes his head dramatically. “I deserve non broken cookies, is the earth angry at me? I didn’t do anything to deserve this.” He may have been annoyed but he was still hungry and so picked up two cookies stuffing them into his mouth. Chewing quietly, he then leaned back in his seat tugging the container back with him.   “Want some? They still taste good, even though they look awful.” 

“If they weren’t already open? I’d say go and get your money back or exchange them for non broken ones but...” Jonathan shrugs sympathetically. An oreo is oreo broken or not, it all comes out the same -- gross but true. “I wouldn’t take it as a personal attack on you... unless, have you disturbed the universe lately?” He’s only being half serious but he does believe in Karma.  “Ah...” did he want a broken oreo? It was an internal fight going on, head verses stomach. Who would win? “Nah.. you enjoy your oreos. Thank you though.” No one won because he’s still hungry, just for something heavier in his stomach than some cookies.

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[ sms ]  😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 [ sms ]  why not 😉 😉

{ sms } they are weird, this’ all.

{ sms }  . . . .

{ sms } just cut it.

{ sms } or i’ll blackmail you with ── interesting pictures you haven’t seen.

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@xaviernam

“Can I help you find something?” The bookstore owner usually floats around and helps those in his shop. “The collection we have on the mind is pretty extensive. I’ve tried to get everything possible in the last year in stock.”