#xbeef

[transfemzedaph]

why is the first thing he does in a new season is make a song abt xb. xbeef fans where u at

[77-scams]

I love Hermitcraft poly ships where it's just doc has another partner by association

Like treebark, falseren, and zombiedog is the only reason they'd ever also date Doc. Also by geographic association, aka doc is also dating Joel

It's not even just Doc. XB is dating Xisuma cuz Keralis is dating Xisuma, and keralis is dating Beef because XB is and that also means Xisuma and beef sometimes go on awkward dates

[miscellaneous-a]

BEEF WHAT DO YOU MEAN WROTE A SONG ABOUT HOW NICE XB IS AND HOW YOU LOVE TOUCHING HIS CHEST

[orangeocelotmartyn]

Heart breaking for keralis knowing that while he commissioned a love song for xB first (from Joel in season 10) beef actually got his song about xB first and serenaded him with it, and all keralis got was ripped off 💔

[pinkparrotwrites]

Brightest star height charts part 3! And final part lol✨️

Ships yippee ✨️

The Scarian height chart is with Scar's stuff

[does-it-relation-ship]

No 2 of my list is

2. xBeef, just xB and beef this time. Theyre cute alone as well awgh

*buckles up for a long list* /vpos

xBeef!

Crumbability; 8.5/10, Beef wrote xB a song. Idk what else to add

Compatability; 7.5/10, two chill guys, would do taxes together

Cuteness; 8.5/10, can I reiterate the song thing? They're VERY cute together

Dynamic; 8/10, domestic bliss, two dad-ish guys

Un-ickyness; 7.5/10, I think i may like xbralis better....but as a multishipper that doesn't impact this all too much

Overall; 8/10, a SONG, an actual SONG, bro be so fr.

[xbeefralis]

Xbeef is just xb and his lame-ass husband who simps for him so hard (xb is also heart eyes but trying to stay cool about it)

[simplydm]

Sick of them /j