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liking a straight woman’s critique of a straight man’s misogynistic video and then taking back my like at the end when she tries to make a joke abt him being gay #lol we’re never getting out of here like we’re neverrrrrr getting out of here why are gay ppl driving the bus all of a sudden

#it pisses me off so much sometimes #like yeah some sexist men are gay #but there are SO MANY that are not and are simply objectifying/hating women partially because they are attracted to them #it feels so icky and lowkey homophobic and like. okay so youre just looking for an excuse for the man #instead of making him own up to his own sexist/misogyny/hatred of women you are giving him an excuse and a way out and to shift the blame #of the way society is made up from straight men (or men in general) onto gay men

patheticspineless

the best thing about being alive on earth is that sometimes there is a kitty

#yesss #allergies be damned i will pet them all

sabertoothwalrus

I’m so proud of senshi for making it so far in the tumblr sexyman poll. I think it’s so beautiful that tumblr has reached a point where a short fat hairy bearded man is the pinnacle of sexuality for a large swath of this userbase. it’s like when you see before & after pictures of a rainforest recovering from deforestation. nature is healing and we can fight god

sabertoothwalrus

I hope he wins so someone will have to explain to ryoko kui what a tumblr sexyman is

ailithnight

sabertoothwalrus

I have to say I forgot the onceler’s thing was cutting down trees when I made my metaphor.

sabertoothwalrus

the forest is also a metaphor for his bush

sabertoothwalrus

how does this post have almost 20k notes and senshi isn’t even winning. the poll is not over he needs your help!!!!!! do it for the fat boys

shroomzie

Vote Tenna! (if that wasn't already very obvious from the comic)

#senshi of izganda #senshi dunmeshi #ryland grace #ant tenna #tenna deltarune #FUCK i love senshi but he is a conventionally attractive dearf #VOTE TENNA

spiribia

It probably is kind of fun to be a parent bird and find big fat bugs to put in your child’s goalpost mouth. And the more you do it the larger your baby gets, which shows your progress. Mine is reaally big, think I’m going to get a high score this time. It has a unique skin too, I’ve never even seen this one before. Has anyone gotten that one, dark brown and white belly with stripes? It’s not even in my Wrenpedia, it has to be a really special unlock

spiribia

I’d appreciate if you didn’t call my child a “parasite”, thank you very much! Typical r/childfree

just watched My Octopus Teacher

it's so The Deep coded

#/pos #it was an interesting movie #i rly liked seeing the pyjama sharks theyre so cute #the deep #my octopus teacher #not saying hes an octopus fucker but

I hate being genuinely ass at minecraft but consuming a lot of mc content

I know pretty much everything there is to know about the game, in various circles including pvp, speed running, building, and general mechanics, but any time I try to execute that knowledge in game it's so bad

#part of this is bc i grew up playing pocket edition on a shitty ipad and/or phone #so i never really got to play/experiment/practice with java/pc mc until recently #also bc even now that i have java its on a really slow and lowkey bad laptop with a shitty mouse #and im just generally not very dextrous with my fingers and mouse movements #most of my time as a kid/teen was spent reading or playing cards or watching stuff not actually playing games myself

valtsv

funniest response you can give to someone telling you they love you: "skill issue"

valtsv

context for this post before the self loathing comments start btw

laterkiss

i should've locked in when i was thirteen

orangeocelotmartyn

xB: There’s not enough people out there just trying to make people laugh. Like, there’s people out there trying to make people scared, there’s people out there trying to make people broke, there’s people out there trying to make people not exist…w-we got enough of all that. Y’know? Like, if more people just spent time trying to make other people laugh…imagine how much better of a world we would have. Y’know what I mean?

#xbcrafted #hermitcraft

zenwinter

HypxB being soft dorks? Fork found in kitchen

#hermitcraft #xbcrafted #hypnotizd #hypxb #hhf

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villain going to the goon shelter to pick out a new henchman

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this energetic and diabolical boy was rescued from a goon hoarding situation… he loves pulling levers, gloating, and turning cranks with great abandon. prefers to be the only goon. needs an active lair with plenty of enrichment.

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now this fella comes with some baggage. his previous villain was going to have put down when he refused to perform unsedated human vivisection as a form of torture. one of our agents intercepted the execution and brought him to the goon shelter. would thrive in an environment of G or PG-rated villainry.

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on the other hand, if you’re looking for something a little more… advanced… then this fine lady over here would make a great challenge for an experienced villain able to set firm boundaries. she will NOT be released to first-time villains; proof of prior henchpeople must be demonstrated before adoption approval. high prey drive. under no circumstances should she be left alone with children or small animals. must sign waiver releasing the goon shelter from responsibility if her behavior is deemed excessively depraved.

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These two are pair-bonded and may only be adopted together. Up for anything, they are fiercely loyal to their employer provided their needs are met and they are permitted to hold hands. They look alarmingly similar to one another but it is undeterminable whether they are close blood relatives or lovers who choose to dress and style themselves in identical ways. Habit of finishing each other’s sentences with rhyming couplets; we have not attempted to train this out of them. Will answer to whatever names or titles you give them so long as they are complimentary and/or rhyme.

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Will you help this goon find his forevil lair? He’s been returned to the goon shelter six times now but we refuse to give up on him. A vile little rat of a man, he’d be the perfect accomplice to someone willing to overlook his unfortunate heterosexuality. If gay-coding is not your style and you don’t expect it from a henchman, please consider giving this little guy a good home in your dastardly schemes.

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This guy is not your typical goon. He was rescued from a high-kill shelter after being deemed unfit for henching. His deep baritone voice, his darkly handsome good looks, and his flair for the dramatic have made prospective employers pass over him time and time again, making him the longest resident of the goon shelter. But don’t judge a book by its cover—while his appearance and demeanor suggest “villain”, his real passion is taking orders and faithfully serving a master. If you’re secure in your villainry and not prone to jealousy, he may just be what it takes to turn your base into a lair.

#i need to be goon-adopted

kiwinatorwaffles

listen. if your mutual suddenly starts referring to The Character with different pronouns, you must go along with it. that character is trans now. they’re right.

#me with sigma bsd #my friend is convinced shes transfem so now she is to me

Found a little praying matis earlier!

Life is good.