#xcaraphernelia

[candypandapowder]

Why does my dad randomly have to yell things like "My Urine!"....like ok. Reminds me of the time he yelled "My Asshole!!" In the middle of the night and shannon and I died

[candypandapowder]

I can't believe I forgot about this...

Last night he put netflix on with the obvious intention not to watch it and put DreamWorks halloween special on. I didn't think anything of it cuz I'm like oh DreamWorks cool AND THEN I HEARD HIS VOICE and I was instantly put off MOTHERFUCKING SHREK WAS ON THE SCREEN And of course I'm laughing and I'm like why, fucking why? This smooth little shit just goes "I thought it'd get you into the mood" and winks....I fucking cannot believe that really happened..but it did

[candypandapowder]

Last night Taylor asks if I want to hear the most annoying noise.... And then starts doing my pterodactyl scream..that he didn't know I did..I almost slammed the breaks and i got soo fucking excited. I was laughing forever

[candypandapowder]

So while at target today I was embarrassing aaron and then I found a bowl with two skull heads that talk and they were making jokes if you pressed the button. So I pressed it and in the second joke they made they said bone head and numbskull I nearly tore my stitches in mouth out from trying not to scream, shan and I did a video and yeah we sounded just like th e fucking skulls. Holy shit it was priceless

[candypandapowder]

The other day I wanted to go to gamestop with some friends One of them made a comment about it and I felt like being salty. So I said " I have a coupon, bitch" turns out I ordered more salt than I ment to..

[plasmastainedbones]

And by me and Shannon decided I mean I decided and Shannon didn't try to tell me it's a bad idea

[plasmastainedbones]

Me and Shannon have decided that I need to get eggs tattooed on my kneecaps

[candypandapowder]

Friends is playing on the TV The song starts Shannon claps from in the bathroom We sing to eachother Friendship!!