cicada king

oleander (olly), 24, they/them, from houston

[frogitivity]

hi could i ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??

Microwave for 40 minutes 😔

[evie-infinity-deactivated202308]

why were you microwaving a lemon???

[frogitivity]

I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn’t own any pots

[muchos-michis-chikis]

Did you burn an orange too? How???

[frogitivity]

Microwave for 40 minutes 😔

[plasmastainedbones]

Transferring anatomy notes. Pls recommend me your favorite pens!! I'm looking for the perfect pen and haven't found it yet :')

[plasmastainedbones]

Why can't I just do better lmao

[bloodyknuckles]

me: I look good today :)

my brain: you look like this

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

BBQ

blease be quiet

[violentwavesofemotion-deactivat]

due to personal reasons I deeply wish that this autumn feels entirely like rebirth

[vhsfaggot-deactivated20190608]

[bongfullofblood]

me age 6

*takes a coupon* *takes a coupon* *takes a coupon* *takes a coupon* *takes a coupon*

[misterjasonaalon]

[sailorbrazil]

they call me eggboy

[rcktpwr]

he do be lookin kinda fresh doe

[crow-enthusiast]

who wants to team up with me to find the mothman

I know he’s out there somewhere and I just wanna like have some tea with him or something, and tell him he’s lovely because he deserves it

[sknnybnes]

[faeriegoth]

i have been having. a Weird fucking time

[billburr-moved]

me when i listen to personal jesus by depeche mode

[retrogamingblog]

[caitsylph]

you fools

[shadyparakoopa]

don’t do this

[lordnot]

[sadhoc]

bastard’s degree

[sadhoc]

bastard of sciences

[laboradorescence]

motherfucker of arts

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

[lilywlf]

I like them

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

this is the nicest comment ive ever received