#xcom2:wotc

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When you beat xcom 2: War of the chosen with all of the chosen alive

Warlock: UNBELIEVABLE I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT XCOM HAS THE AUDACITY TO EVEN ATTEMPT TO DEFY THE GODS AND EVEN SUCCEEDED TO EVEN DEFEAT THEM, ARE THEY SO IGNORANT TO NOT KNOW- *continues to have a breakdown for 8 hours*

Assassin: *silence*

Hunter: This is so sad Speaker play despacito

[kawakona]

Chosen Quotes Master List

Warlock

Part 1 // Part 2 // Part 3

Assassin

Part 1 // Part 2 // Part 3

Hunter

Part 1 // Part 2 // Part 3

Because surely you wanna spend your time reading them all~

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What if hunter knows about modern memes? Since he probably lived through it, like:

Hunter: <watches a soldier fall down from a roof because they tried to shoot the enemy below them>

Hunter: Big mood

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I had a dream where hunter had a vlog or something like:

Hunter: Hey guys, Hunter here today I'm gonna beat the hell out of this Xcom squad

Cuts to hunter doing a trick shot to a Xcom soldier

Hunter: nICE

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Hunter will go around making puns. H: How do you call a pie the flies?...A pielot!. H: Does anyone want a piece of BRAD? Nah? Maybe a glass of a refreSHENing cocktail? H: Oh oh~ are you TYGAN to scare me? and it will reach such a size that ADVENT will probably turn themselves in to XCOM not to listen to him make yet another pun comment

You made me re-open my computer for this and its worth it

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Hey guys

Are the chosen technically magical girls?

Discuss

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What are your top 5 favorite Xcom 2 WOTC enemies?

Oh boy I just realized I’m bad at ranking things

Also I’ll only include the ones new to Xcom thanks to WOTC and consider the chosen as three different enemies so expect all three in here.Alright here we go:

5. Advent PriestsThis ones here because Fireaxis knew they needed more psionic enemies and thus makes this enemy the 2nd reason why the existence of the mind shield is valid

4. SpectersThey are scaryTo a point that no specter has ever interacted with my squad, everYou can put a sectopod, gatekeeper or even one of the chosen nearby my squad and I’ll be like:“Shut up Bradford there’s a Specter at least 20 tiles away from my nearest soldier let’s just let mox stab The Hunter while the rest of the squad handles the REAL threat here”

3. The Hunter“Glav, I thought you hated this guy! He’s your least favorite chosen!”

To be fair he has more personality than the lost and I am a sucker for snipersAlso, I hate him not the way he is presented, no, He’s great from a video game character to player perspective.

but if he were to be here in real life I would, with no hesitation, break his neck though breaking his legs through punching his stomach,as someone who is less that 5,5 height would be a problem, so is my strength but I think my sheer spite of him would help in that part

2. The WarlockI have a really bad tendency to associate Warlock with Reinhardt from Overwatch who is one of the best tank character in there. (Focusing more on personality)

Is it because they have the same voice actor?Is because of the ham?Is it because they both have wonderful hair?

I have no idea!

Maybe the ham is that good

1. The AssassinTake one look in my Xcom tag and you will know for a fact that

I’M VERY GAY FOR THE ASSASSIN

She’s one of the best chosen to fight withI love her personalityI just love her manI’m a bi disaster

Thanks for asking! Sorry for the long post!

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* A chosen arrives into the fight*

Me: alright then, as long it doesn't do "the thing"

*game goes into cinematic mode*

Me, softly: please don't...

*game focuses on the chosen's butt for some reason*

Me: fucking hell, it did the thing

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Me: It's gonna do the thing again, I bet on it

*game makes the chose's butt fill up half the screen*

Me: ......great

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Me: I know we're right beside em but please don't-

*Chosen's butt fills the whole screen*

Me: Why are you like this?!