TW: Reader is not the "ideal" standard of "attractive" so basically reader is either more chubby than average or more muscular than one would think someone dressing "slutty" should be your choice! Speaking of, reader dresses slutty, Other main person is fem coded, Gender Neutral Reader
You were at the club in one of your sluttiest outfits, because hey you're at the club! You were a couple drinks in and out on the dance floor with your friends when you heard her say something about you, "They can't seriously think anyone would fuck them even with that hot slutty outfit on them." Enraged but not wanting to show how badly her comment affected your dignity, you turned around and told her right in front of her friends "Babe, I don't get fucked I do the fucking and a person like you-" You stabbed your finger in her chest looking her up and down "Looks like they liked to get fucked by a person like me." Whipping out a sharpie from somewhere on your outfit (cause a bad bitch always carries something to write with) you write your phone number on her arm "Call me when you're feeling horny and ready for a fuck babes, toodaloo!" You waved and turned around dragging your friends to the bar again because you could not deal with a random chick's bullshit at the level of sober you were at right now. Back with your girl, she looks down at her arm with your number written on it while her friends bumped into her playfully talking about how "An unattractive bitch like them could never be fucking anyone much less you right bestie?" Snapping out of her trance she nodded her head laughing with them, praying that her friends didn't notice her clenching her thighs and the fact that throughout the rest of the night she was looking for you. Meanwhile back with you, you're continuing to have the night of your life! Getting wasted, living it up on the dance floor and somehow making it back home. Waking up the next day with a pounding headache, and worry for how your other friends got home you pulled out your phone to see that it was eleven in the morning making you glad that today was your off day from work. Scrolling through your notifications you saw messages from your friends letting you know that they got home alright, filling you with relief. So, knowing you had nothing else to do today and no one to worry about you continued scrolling through your notifications only to see a text from an unknown number, frowning you opened up the message expecting another ridiculous scam but instead you ended up reading some words strung together in a way you never expected outside of fanfiction, "This is super embarrassing but this is the chick from the club, you were right, I would love to get fucked by you" attached was a selfie of her in the mirror, red faced exposing her wet pussy and cute lingerie set in hilariously enough your favorite color. You didn't know how this happened as the move you pulled last night was fueled by alcohol, but what you did know was that you were going to enjoy this arrangement.
