Dec 15, 2014
"I saw a spider in my room and it was all I could do to not burn this place to the ground. I did, however, burn the cup it was in, so I apologize for the smell of burning plastic."
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"I saw a spider in my room and it was all I could do to not burn this place to the ground. I did, however, burn the cup it was in, so I apologize for the smell of burning plastic."
I was watching this video of a girl pole dancing and I realised that I could probably do that. I mean, I won't look sexy while doing it but still, it's an option.
"Note to self: Just use the microwave next time." She didn't burn the brownies -- she swears.
I think I'm going insane with the silence. Where is everybody?
What are you staring at?
I don't get why we don't all just go and fight crime like real superheroes. I'm sure there are some damsels in distress that would just love to be saved.
Well blast, a paper cut! I guess this means my homework doesn't want me to complete it.
Good morning, bitches
Gosh, I'm running late for class. I didn't realise it's Monday already.