#xiaodie

[ladyofthebookcase]

if i had a nickel for every time a canon lesbian relationship somehow became widely misconstrued as a mother daughter relationship i’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

[theeyeofeverything]

Omg your headcannons are so cute and I’m glad you like mine so here’s some more! (Including some other ships and funny ideas)

- similarly to your head cannon I like to believe that when they are sparing it’s not only a bonding thing but also a way for them to both relax and get rid of stress.

- Nuwa has a habit of naming Goumang plants. Goumang then makes little signs with the names and Nuwa goes crazy over it because she thinks that’s cute.

- Lady Ethereal once went on a double date with jeiyi and afterwards gave yi an abuse help hotline services.

- Goumang and Nuwa plan party’s together because Goumang always makes sure that it’s exactly how Nuwa wants it and always makes sure the parties run smoothly.

- one time jieyi and Nuwa + Goumang went on a double date together and Yi spent the entire time trying not to let Jiequan stab Goumang (because Goumang was bragging and being rude) and he was completely unaware that Jiequan and Goumang are gossip buddies and that Jiequan was using it as an excuse to have yi hold him.

- whenever yi decides to stay at the Jie palace he has a habit of sitting on-top of the Transmutation chamber in the throne room. It’s his favourite place to sit because:

1. It’s warm

2. It’s the only place that he can chill without Jiequan being able to reach him

2. When Jiequan hops out of the chamber Yi has the ability to full on surprise attack him.

- Lady Ethereal and Xiaohe always have people come to them for relationship advice.

- Eigong knows about every single relationship drama and who’s dated who within the council and know one knows that she knows. She also once got really fed up with helping Yi with his many infected stab wounds.

That’s all my headcannons for the moment, hope you enjoy!

OH ANON YOU FEEDING ME SO WELL WITH THIS! Damn. Numang and jieyi double date is such a funny idea, because i do not see it happen anywhere except my au to be honest. Yi and Goumang hate each others asses to much to tolerate each other. In out of spite this double date is mostly Jiequan and Goumang make sure Nuwa and Yi didn't get piss drunk and then deciding it's not enough bringing hookah to the picture and getting high as fuck. Well, maybe because Goumang was also sick of jieyi circling around each other. Or to have another opportunity to berate Yi. I also agree on gossip buddies Goumang and Jiequan, honestly, would be funny if Goumang agree to double date idea because Jiequan can't stop whining and Goumang got feed up with this. Any jieyi double date idea is funny actually because Yi, when asked about this would stare at them with shocked expression and say: We??? ARE NOT! DATING??? Also... Jiequan going to Lady E for relationship advice is such a hilarious concept because he would ask, but do not follow any of the advice she gives. Or follow them...in his own way...

[audreypancakes]

I wish we could have seen Xiaotao and Xiaodie meet - there was an opportunity when Aunt Wei brought Xiaodie to meet Minglan. Xiaotao was literally outside.

When Xiaodie was kicked out, she didn’t just lose Wei Shuyi and Minglan - she also lost Xiaotao.

[ladyofthebookcase]

she lady on my ethereal til i xiaohe