#xinxinsays

[daraeoh]

prove 1

X: Can you prove to me 1 + 1 = 2?

Me: Given that 1 is an element of all real numbers.

X: Wait how do you know that that is a given?

Me: Because you gave it to me...

Me: Wait. What do you want me to prove?

X: How do I know the nature of 1?

Me: What? Do you want me to prove 1?

X: YES.

[littleliight]

Me: *coughs up phlem and spits out of car*

Me: I feel like such a man

Xinxin: Dang! Dang Girl! Das mah husband!