#xipenyr

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Was bored. Made some Swtor memes with my playable characters for a laugh. Can you guess who my meanest character is?

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Gotta admit… goading a Jedi with mind games into attacking Xipenyr first was a lot more fun than it should of been! This is why you don’t always take the [Attack] option when it shows up! Fun dialogue exchanges like these beat mindless combat! XD

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The Dichotomy of Two Servers

Darth Malgus server - Home of the Sith Inquisitor Imperius and the Republic Smuggler Remi

Remi: Sup loser. 

Imperius: Sup. You had a good day?

Remi: Oh you know... normal smuggling stuff. Been banished to the couch by your wife anymore?

Imperius: Not recently. Ashara seems to be letting up on me in that regard? What about you? Lana banished you to the couch at all?

Remi: Oh yeah... but I convinced her I was cold by myself so she let me back in our bed. 

Imperius: Well played my friend... well played. 

Remi: Cheers!

Imperius: ... does it strike you as odd and we, an Imperial and Republic agent get along? Surely we should be fighting... right?

Remi: Eh... it’s no less weird than you having a Jedi wife and me having a Sith one. 

Imperius: ... fair point. So... round of sabacc?

Remi: Sure... just no using the Force to cheat!

Imperius: Who do you take me for?!

Meanwhile, over on the Star Forge server, home of the Jedi Consular Izulgubo and the Sith Warrior Xipenyr

Xipenyr: Jedi scum! (ignites lightsabers)

Izul: Sith parasite! (ignites lightsaber)

Xipenyr: It was so nice of the Jedi Council to send one of their Master’s against me! I shall mail your head back to them as a token of my gratitude!

Izul: If the will of the Force is for my life to end, so be it, but I shall not go down easily!

Xipenyr: You overestimate your capabilities! You are nothing more than a glorified diplomat. 

Izul: Or perhaps you overestimate your own. A bully has few friends when they need them most after all. 

Xipenyr: You dare...

Izul: I dare. 

Vette: For the love of god already! I enjoy a good taunting match as well, but this is getting ridiculous! Can we just fight already!

Qyzen: Agreed. This is our eleventh meeting after all! Jagannath points await! Less trash talking, more fighting!

Xipenyr and Izul: 😑

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SWTOR OC Character Masterlist Thingy

Since I’ve got a few characters on this damn game now, I figured I’d do a quick-ish masterlist for the rare occasion someone wants to ask a question or know more about them. Feel free if you do. Probably wasting my time doing this, but oh well. :)

1. The Sixteenth Brother/Darth Imperius - Sith Inquisitor

Species: Zabrak

Titles: Commander of the Eternal Alliance, Dark Councillor

Alignment: Light Side Tier V/Chaotic Good

Relationships: Married to Ashara Zavros

Best Friend: Lana Beniko

Fun fact: There is reason to believe that Darth Imperius is a time traveler from a distant future. No one believes him when he tells that story though, not even Ashara.

2. Remialia Vane (Remi) - Republic Smuggler

Species: Togruta

Titles: Captain, Republic Privateer, Empress of the Eternal Alliance

Alignment: Dark Side Tier V/Chaotic Neutral

Relationships: Married to Lana Beniko

Best Friend: Bowdaar

Fun fact: Remi has a nasty tendency to trip on her own cape. Don’t ask her about the time on Odessen when she ended up face first into a river because of it. Seriously... she will shoot you for asking!

3. Izulgubo (Izul) - Jedi Consular

Species: Twi’lek

Titles: Jedi Master, Jedi Council Member, Barsen'thor

Alignment: Light Side Tier V/Lawful Good

Relationships: No romantic relationships... currently

Best Friend: Qyzen Fess

Fun fact: After the events of the ‘Children of the Emperor’ and the ‘First Son’, Izul has developed extreme PTSD and paranoia regarding enemies within both the Jedi and Republic’s ranks. Upon hearing about the Jedi Knight companion Kira Carsen’s true origins, Izul had to forcibly stop herself from attacking the Jedi. 

4. Xipenyr - Sith Warrior

Species: Sith Pureblood

Titles: Sith Lord, The Emperor's Wrath

Alignment: Neutral Force Alignment/True Neutral

Relationships: Married to Malavai Quinn

Best Friend: Vette

Fun fact: Xipenyr isn’t like most Sith. She’s not needlessly cruel, and believes that everyone, even Jedi, have a right to exist. That said, if you get in her way, or refuse her offers of surrender, you die.

Also, for the love of god, do not give her a nickname, or shorten her name down. The suffering she will inflict on you for doing so will be beyond simple torture.

5. Tirzi Lowk - Republic Trooper

Species: Mirialan

Titles: Major of Havoc Squad

Alignment: Neutral Force Alignment/Lawful Neutral

Relationships: Engaged to Elara Dorne.

Best Friend: Aric Jorgan.

Fun fact: At the age of 14, an Imperial squad led by a Sith Lord ransacked and murdered the village where Tirzi grew up. In the chaos, all of Tirzi's family was killed before his eyes, and he was left as the sole survivor of the attack. Upon being found by a Republic rescue team days later, Tirzi joined the military to exact revenge on the Empire for taking his family away. Privately however, his true goal remains to track down the Sith that killed his family and end him. Said Sith Lord is known only by the name 'Darth Marr'.

6. Jho'neeing'lish - Imperial Agent

Species: Unknown

Titles: Cipher Nine

Alignment: Dark Side Tier II/Lawful Evil

Relationships: None. (ALERT: There are reports of Jho’neeing’lish using flirtation as a weapon. If he uses this on you, chances are he is planning on killing you!)

Best Friend: SCORPIO

Fun fact: There is much mystery around the true identity of Jho'neeing'lish. His name suggests Chiss origin, but no one is really sure as to if he is a Chiss or not. There are even some rumours of him being a cyborg, or worse. Only Keeper has ever seen him without his helmet. Whatever the truth, one thing is certain. Where Cipher Nine goes, death follows.

7. Ikhohr Nahziig - Bounty Hunter

Species: Cathar

Titles: Champion of the Great Hunt, ‘Grumpy Bastard’ by his crew.

Alignment: Dark Side Tier I/ Neutral Evil

Relationships: None

Best Friend: Gault Rennow

Fun fact: Whilst outwardly, Ikhohr might be the dictionary definition of a ‘grumpy cat’, in reality he is nothing but a big teddy bear at heart, especially when it comes to his crew. Don’t mistake his career as a Bounty Hunter for lesser intelligence. Ikhohr is fully aware of the history concerning Cathar and Mandalorians, and for that reason alone he refused the offer to join from ‘Mandalore the Crybaby’ as he likes to call him. 

8. Anoshlaah Zel - Jedi Knight

Species: Togruta

Titles: Jedi Knight, Togruta Huntress

Alignment: Light Side Tier I/Neutral Good

Relationships: Rumoured numerous flings. No serious relationships. 

Best Friend: T7-01

Fun fact: Despite being a Jedi Knight, Anoshlaah very heavily embraces her Togruta cultural heritage, both in her outfit of choice and by earning the title of ‘Huntress’ from her people for her proclivity in hunting. On one such hunting trip, Anoshlaah was able to train an Acklay to let her ride it. Said beast is used as her personal mount, much to the terror of many Jedi Padawan’s on Tython. Despite this, she believes in the Jedi Order and does her best to follow the code... though she is lax when it comes to attachment rules, both for others and herself.