#xiphoidprocess

[myassbrokethefall]

xiphoidprocess replied to your post: ohyayaseance replied to your post “ohyayaseance...

also some of us are paranoid fucks who refuse to use bluetooth on our phones in public and NEED A GODDAMNED HEADPHONE JACK

HONESTLY THOUGH. I don’t even think you need to be that paranoid, I mean, geez. 

[merswine]

I cannot believe I forgot to post this on my "are you a Yooper" post. It showed up in my dresser one day and I've loved it ever since.

[bedabug]

xiphoidprocess replied to your chat: Me, a soft futch trying to get their skincare shit...

oh honey no

I HAVE BEEN INFORMED i am getting better the real problem is i need someone to sit me down and give me a list of products i should be using and in what order

but i’ve also been informed thats not how skincare works which honestly is not helping my barely passing interest in taking care of my skin

[mxlabradorite]

xiphoidprocess replied to your post “Yesterday included a profound and weird moment for me, sandwiched in...”

i have no idea what's going on but i support whatever it is you need me to support here <3

Thanks, friend! 

It was the sort of omen that’s just sort of like.... “Plant your crops at this date” not any kind of warning or doom portent. I just didn’t expect it. Which, I guess is what happens with omens.

[asleepinawell]

xiphoidprocess replied to your photo “@ariyah-v  i just…take the beverage into the shower. like a nice cold...”

???? there are a multitude of places in a shower to keep a beverage dry. I even have a favorite place for shower snacks (don't judge me, I'm overscheduled, it's shower dinner or no dinner)

exactly. though I have to admit I don’t have shower snacks. maybe I should look into this.

[asleepinawell]

xiphoidprocess replied to your post “god, book prices are the WORST here 'cause of import costs and a...”

I never even noticed 'toward' vs 'towards' until very recently when a boss pointed it out. I grew up in hicksville, Texas, where everyone used 'towards' in speaking and writing. I worked hard to get my accent under control when I left for the east coast at 18 but I guess I missed it? (see also: tendency to say INsurance instead of inSURance, pointed out by a friend). Anyhow I was SUPER surprised to learn I'd been using the more-British variation my whole life.

I grew up in the north east (new jersey and later nyc) and then moved to the south west (socal) and there were a bunch of small differences that cropped up. Like I don’t say ‘Aaron’ and ‘Eryn’ the same way, but people in socal seem to and it confuses the heck out of me (I work with one of each). Certain regions of the US enunciate vowels more and NJ/NY is one of them. Also in NJ we called every large controlled-access road a highway and never used the term freeway. Here there are roads very definitely called freeways that I still stubbornly call highways. That’s...actually a much more complicated topic and has a lot to do with how NJ road systems work. NJ itself is very split on terminology and pronunciation...hilarious considering how small it is. In North and Central Jersey we have a desert food we call Italian Ice (similar to sorbet). In South Jersey they call it water ice because south jersey ruins everything beautiful. Oh yes, also all areas of NJ hate each other intensely and NYC hates all of them. What a place.

[bedabug]

xiphoidprocess replied to your post: i just had a 30min conversation about when...

MIAMI

you’re on to something but we were talking peak fame/starpower/name-weight and we settled on roughly 1997-2003

[potcpoi]

@xiphoidprocess replied to your post: I’ve been told that I’m going camping this...

You’re not going to die, statistically speaking. But you are highly likely to be extremely uncomfortable a lot of the time.

.... well I feel much better now, thank you. 🔪🔪🐻🔪🔪🐻🔪🔪🐻🔪🔪