who is the big spoon/little spoon: I don't see them as a spooning couple, I see Crowley on his back with Kevin sprawled on top of him
what is their favorite non-sexual activity: I think they discuss religion and politics
who uses all the hot water in the morning: They shower together I think so both of 'em
what they order from take out: Pizza; half pineapple and ham for Kevin, the other half anchovies and black olives for Crowley
what is the most trivial thing they fight over: Kevin keeps the thermostat way too high
who does most of the cleaning: Crowley is incredibly neat, and he just wants things to be in their place. He's often foiled by:
who leaves their stuff around: Kevin
who remembers to buy the milk: Kevin, Crowley is often otherwise occupied
who remembers anniversaries: Kevin. Crowley thinks they're pointless, but Kevin has been raised to believe these things matter