#xkcd 231

[yesterdays-xkcd]

Yes you are! And you're sitting there! Hi, kitty!

Cat Proximity [Explained]

Transcript Under the Cut

[A graph with the x-axis labeled, and the scale indicated from left to right:] Far Human proximity to cat Near [Two curves are drawn and labeled, first the one starting on top, which then veers downwards and crosses the other as that curve veers upwards.] Intelligence Inanity of statements

[Below the graph, Cueball is seen standing at three distances from a cat that is drawn to the far right. The two first Cueballs are just standing, one below far, the other in the middle, and the last is standing close to the cat (below near) with his hands up, and he is speaking.] Cueball: You're a kitty!