#xkcd 389

[yesterdays-xkcd]

You can identify them ahead-of-time -- they lead with their left foot when the music starts.

Keeping Time [Explained]

Transcript Under the Cut

My Hobby: Pausing in-store music for a split second and watching the ex-marching band kids stumble.

[On a balcony overlooking a supermarket, Cueball presses a button on a pedestal. The in-store music, the first four bars of a well-known song, pauses briefly after the third bar, and one of the store's patrons falls on her face.] FWOMP