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[text] I’m gonna get drunk and throw up on the first happy couple I see.

Text: That sounds…

Text: Um..

Text: Still trying to find a word to fit that.

Text: Lovely.

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[text] did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?

Text: Probably.

Text: Ya know, Wolves chasing me.

Text: Well angry Scott.

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[text] It’s like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.

Text: A blowjob?

Text: Good god.

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[text] This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the “High While Analyzing Disney Movies” texts begin.

Text: Oh god Koli.

Text: Since when did you do drugs

Text: I am so done with you.

Text: I’ll be over shortly.

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[text] We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What’s wrong with this idea?

Text: The whole getting drunk

Text: okay i’ve gotten drunk before.

Text: But you’re like sixteen and no.

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[text] I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn’t need it today.

Text: Why do you have a purse?