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INTP vs Sports

Quotes from a badminton game (INTP&INFJ): INFJ: Get prepared for gaming in real life. *two minutes later* INTP: *pants after every shot* I never invested points in my stamina. ----- INTP: If my energy vault would be mana, I'd be at 3% now. ----- INFJ: Don't forget to breathe! INTP: *finally breathing* My system is overheated. ----- INFJ: *misses a shot and throws the racquet in birdie's direction* I thought that'd help. INTP: *throws the birdie away and tosses the racquet in the opposite direction* I thought that'd help. ----- INFJ: I'm waiting for the moment you'll collapse from a heart attack. ----- INTP: *after a few successful consequent shots* +10exp. I'm now lvl3... Out of 100 levels. ----- INTP: OUCH! INFJ: What happened??? INTP: I just hit my foot with the racket. ----- INTP: *throws the birdie in a random direction* Cash me ousside, how bout dat! *runs away* INFJ: ... Real-lifing is hard, I know.

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How INTP, INFJ and ENTP host their guests

INTP: Hey, INFJ, you should visit me. INFJ: Sure! What would we do? INTP: Umm, dunno? Play video games and eat, I guess. *INFJ comes over* INTP: Well, here's the fridge, there's the stove, suit yourself. I'll go turn on the gaming console. ---------------- INFJ: Come to my place soon! INTP: Okay. INFJ: I got a bike ready for you! Let's go to the beach! INTP: Sure. INFJ: Let's play some badminton, too! INTP: Uh-huh. INFJ: Would you like to ride a boat, too? INTP: If it's possible, yeah, why not. INFJ: Okay, I'll get everything ready! *INTP thinks over what it means to host someone* *INTP shrugs* --------------- *INTP visits ENTP and spends the whole day playing D&D with ENTP and ENTP's brothers*

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Found them under my moms bed. I've had them since I was like 5. Yes, I'm a grown up now. Yes, I got excited. -ENTP INTP, pls don't delete this post

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Overlistening on point

before the post just wanted to add that every type has their own name given from historical figures who had the same type (for example: ENTP-Don Quixote, INFJ-Dostoyevsky etc.)

ENTP- Is INTP Balzac? INTJ- Ballsacks? ENTP-*facepalms and smiles* INTJ then errors in her head and doesn’t understand the heck of what just happened. Laughs desperately after. Still doesn’t understand why. ENTP doesn’t tell her cuz she shitti ass bichh INTP- no reaction

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At least ENTP tried

ENTP: INTP! Happy names day! INTP: Oh, thanks. ENTP: I thought it's on April the 31st, but I just realized there are only 30 days in April. Anyway, I knew that your name day's on the last day of April. I was about to wait until midnight to congratulate you! INTP: ... That's one of the most intellectual types, y'all.

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When people don't make any sense

"Invalid argument" is the most common pop up in my brain. -ENTP

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Art student struggles

ENTP: I don’t like the pressure this teacher puts on us. I don’t want to draw anymore.  I’ll go to the bathroom and pee instead.