#xvitvarg

[pigwithpersonality]

@xvitvarg answered the thing:

“Like...the morgue?” A hand grips the handle above the passenger seat window. Not that that will do much. “I’m excited about Margarita Mondays too but...maybe...speed limits. Remember when those were cool?” Don’t cop out, don’t cop out...

[rubycaped]

@xvitvarg // x

“hey now, no biting!”

               “aw, come on, lemme be a vampire bat, babe.”

[horrorempathya]

@xvitvarg:   “you’re cute.”

“you’re lucky i like you.   cute?   please.”

[thegirlwiththebuffytattoo]

@xvitvarg "If you make me eat another sample of wedding cake I'm going to upchuck," Arcadia groaned, two hands resting on her stomach as she lounged on their sofa. "They all taste the same after a while. Can't you just pick one?"

[pigwithpersonality]

@xvitvarg gets a starter!

“Okay...so. Long story short...I’m going to die alone. First kiss with Ashley went grrrreat...until I started getting furry. It’s cool. I’ll just be a nun. Or one of those Buddhist monks? They’ve got soccer in Nepal, right?”

[sibyllincarchive]

“i don’t give a shit what happened.”

7 word sentences :// @xvitvarg

        “wow, rude! nigh is dat any way ter spake ter yer auld pal yer ‘enny seen in donkey’s? normal folk’ll gimme a wee ‘owarya, top o’ tha mornin’. did ye no’ miss me, lassy?”

[pigwithpersonality]

@xvitvarg | cont. 

"What the shiiiiit.” Bree holds Joline’s arm and drops her head, pressing her forehead to the other woman’s forearm. “I don’t even like fruit and I just want to roll on you.”