somewhere on this godforsaken site there is a gifset of eldon and rafe from xena warrior princess: king con, they are talking about xena and eldon says, "trust me rafe. no man can make her.' there's some commentary attached to it alluding to the fact that xena is a big 'ol lesbian, and i cannot find it ANYWHERE. i had a blast watching king con but from what i can tell it is not very popular, and most fans seem to be mad about rafe's general existence. which is a shame because CLEARLY he and eldon are tulio-and-miguel-style con man boyfriends. they're partners for three years!! their first scene has such big "you fight like my sister!" "i've fought your sister! that's a compliment!" energy. the whole romance-of-the-week thing comes along because his BOYFRIEND of three years bets him that he can't woo xena THEE warrior princess, and then he does and he falls for his own con! like come on guys, that's hilarious! the con boyfriends have a jealous lovers spat, and you think, "oh no eldon has betrayed us all!" but no! they played us again! con bfs and warrior gfs stay strong! anyway i love this episode, i've watched it three times. if anyone knows the gifset i'm talking about or general content for this ep hit me up.
