#xx;dan

[theicyelsabriggs]

📲 Old Man

Elsa: What do I say? A condom bouquet was original, unexpected, and so incredibly useful.

Elsa: Also I met ice cream boy, your little brother, and he told me something very interesting....

Elsa: my feminine charm would get me a free ice cream cone from you.

[theicyelsabriggs]

Elsa had work that morning but didn’t need to go into the Shoebox so she picked up a pizza and headed over to Dan’s place well before they needed to leave just to spend more time with both Daniel and Fitz. “I know I said I’d go to this gallery thing with you but look at him,” Elsa pouted as she looked back down at Fitz who sat in her lap. “He is going to miss me,” she said as the puppy licked her nose. Gallery’s weren’t exactly her thing but they hadn’t any in Welcome or at least not when she grew up there and she tried to work as much as she could when she first moved out here so she could furnish her apartment and often just went to the beach or watched whatever game was on when she did have down time. But Dan was excited about it and she wanted to spend time with him rather than laying about in her apartment as she waited for him plus she enjoyed learning about his interests. “You think we can claim that Fitz needs some attention after we’ve been at the house party for a while?”

@d--sanders

[theicyelsabriggs]

✆✉ ø @&$ for dan!! <3

Send “✆” for a MORNING text. 

[text]: Sorry, I wasn’t there this morning. 

[text]: Had a fucking early ass shift and didn’t want to bother you. But I did let out Fitz before I left. 

Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. 

[text]: I should end this.

[text]: Us.

[text]: Before you leave like everyone else has. Cause it is going to happen at some point and I rather end it before you can do that to me. 

[text]: I think everyone is worried about me breaking your heart but what they don’t realize is that I would push you away to protect myself and I’d hate to hurt you but you could could do way more damage to me. 

Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.

[text]: I spent three hours watching the Kardashians. I hate myself but I also couldn’t fucking turn it off.

[text}: Don’t judge me. But it is the only thing that they play after midnight.

Send “@” for a SCARED text.

[text]: Are you here?

[text]: I heard something outside my door and I really don’t want to check it out if it is one of my creepy neighbors. 

Send “&” for a LOVING text.

[text]: Hey stupid, I got a 24 pack of some of your beer and queued up Legally Blonde for you. Me and Fitz are in bed waiting for you to come home.  

Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.

[text]: Hey asshole, can you bake? I wasn’t paying attention at work and accidentally offered to bring cookies in but I though they should be homemade....

[text]: Fuck. Sorry that wasn’t meant for you but I’ll see you later, yeah?

[theicyelsabriggs]

Text 📲 Dan the 🍦 Man

Elsa: Sooo I got your basket and I've already have dug way into it. I might be gone by the time you get here.

Elsa: How much did it hurt when you bought that and couldn't enjoy those treats for yourself?

[theicyelsabriggs]

[ left outside of Elsa’s door ]

Hi Beautiful,

So I figured you could use something to celebrate pre-Friday and to help you relax when you get home. I’m gonna be working late tonight cause I’m doing taxes with my sister but hopefully this can keep you company until Fitz and I come climb into bed with you. 

I can’t stop thinking about you. 

Have a great rest of your day!

-Dan

[theicyelsabriggs]

Bring me some hope

By wandering into my mind

Something to hold onto

Morning, or day, or night

@d--sanders

[theicyelsabriggs]

text: Uh yeah I do, it’s just a fact that you can’t dispute. Not sorry bout. Yeah she’ll learn and next time she’ll say it while throwing the cup at my face. You wanna go shopping this weekend? It’s a definite rager, you won’t be ready for it. Where are you getting dinner? I’m trying to figure out if it’s gonna be better than mine so you can bring me leftovers. 😏

[text]: I don’t know how to handle you. 

[text]: No, no. She’ll say some shit to you after she has the ice cream, eat the ice cream, and then come back to throw the cup at you. Watch it happen. 

[text]: That sounds great....get that all done and over with. I kinda hate shopping- people walk so fucking slowly, they destroy stores, and are so fucking rude. 

[text]: A friend might be cooking up something or I’ll get Joey’s. Which I know is a total shock. I can bring you leftovers or just get two of everything in case there aren’t any leftovers. 

[theicyelsabriggs]

text: To be fair I kinda always miss you when I’m not near you. She was a little badass and she apologized when she realized she still had to order from me. Oh yeah? I’m sure whatever it is will look great. Well we’ll be home. I have to stop by to see my parents and then I’m gonna cook and watch Netflix so yanno its a party over here. 🎉

[text]: No you don’t. 

[text]: Smart kid. She’ll learn soon enough to hold off on the comments till she gets the ice cream so she doesn’t have to apologize.

[text]: We’ll see when we go shopping.

[text]: Oh it sounds like a fucking rager but also the best kind of party. Food, netflix, Fitz, and you. I can come over sometime after dinner.