Mar 23, 2019
Bored with life? Please consider Dwelling in a gas giant!
You'll be free to:
Obsess over hobbies for billions of years
Change sexes at will
Hunt children for sport
Fight elaborate naval battles for petty Aesthetic(TM) reasons
Become indifferent to the Galaxy at large
Sssslllllllooooooowwww ddddddooooowwwnnnn
Hide an arsenal of devastating superweapons
Experience the entropic decay of the Universe in real time
"Dwelling in gas giants is the life for ME!"