#ya dick

[fallenoutoflove]

My friend just texted me saying his laptop is fried because we streamed a movie (which I have been doing for YEAAARs) I even said hey- you should have an adblocker on and an antivirus and he’s like those codes are worse than the site, which he already didn’t approve of I just said “this is what I’ve used for years, but my laptop is protected as much as it can be” and he’s like fine we’ll watch.

I don’t know what he wants me to reply to that text? I told you so? Run an antivirus? He basically just fucking hates my guts now and I didn’t even put the virus on his laptop or hack him, he also ACCUSED ME OF ADDING AN ADBLOCKER TO HIS LAPTOP? I’m like??? YOU WERE WATCHING ME THE WHOLE TIME WHEN WOULD I, and why would I secretly ad an adblocker to anyone’s laptop 😂😂😂😂

I gave him solutions to his virus as I used to deal with them Alllll the time before I learnt how to prevent them, and because my brother works on computers for a living... and he was basically just cussing me out and ending our friendship because he can’t figure out that they aren’t hard to get rid of🤨🖕🏼

[honestsycrets]

[angryskittles007-blog]

Definite Question for a First Date

Gray: Ma'am, how many dicks do you have?

Cap:

Cap:

Cap: One, his name is Anti.

Sy: -chOKES-

[whonderstruck]

boy who broke my heart who I still kinda have feels for: lol I just went on a date

me: haha how was it!?

me, internally: please don't tell me this

[ourpyrrhicvictory-archive]

I am my mother’s child. - from narcissa for cygnus :D

“ i know it better than you do, narcissa. i know it better than you ever will.” 

his eyes looked cold. not glazed, not reddened by wine, not maddened by this endless grief he’d wrapped himself in. just cold. cold, as though he no longer cared whether his daughters hated or despised him. cold, as though he no longer saw the purpose in grooming and taming them. cold, as though the ice in his heart, coursing through his veins, had at last met those glassy black orbs after years of travel. now everything was cold about him. 

up until the moment they were no longer cold at all. 

“ and you will suffer as she did if that is the fucking excuse you plan to use for all your days!” 

the table had been cleared, his hands bleeding from where a glass bottle had managed to fight back, but neither had blinked. cygnus couldn’t remember moving. the table had been cleared and with it, the opportunity for civil conversation. and with it, the chance for a noble redemption. the table had been cleared, and cygnus black was once more the inferno in this house, suffocating his children and threatening to cremate them at any given moment. 

“ pathetic as she was ! pathetic and fragile ! is that what you will be! because if that is what you wish to be then you shall always be your mother’s child and only your mother’s child, because that is certainly no child of mine! ”

[rowansnaps]

-Stylebrose Mood Board-

[sirussly]

(( OOC: As you can see, Molly and I have a really healthy sibling relationship. ))

[honestsycrets]

“Oops” face.