#ya goon

[undermattsun-archive]

miki im an absolute shit show rn should i go to an addy this weekend or write this fucking thesis eenie meenie minie moe FUCK anyways how r u lubs-L

write ur thesis u hooligan

and i’m dead lmao

[woodenplankstudios]

Disney movies are often based on incredibly dark and depressing stories. Like the Little Mermaid. This is how the movie would go if it would be true to its source material.

[winemom-culture]

@absoluteclown Eban have you ever seen an olive? Or a penis? Or a leech?

[awkweirdtato]

Raspberries on some Tato abs sound pretty fun right about now.

fruits are mean

[undermattsun-archive]

denim, silver and scarlet xD

denim: kill the spider or take it outside?

fight or flight, i either run or i have to kill it and i feel guilty

silver: ever broken a bone?

nah i have dislocated my shoulder, and like injured a rotator cuff every yr of h.s but otherwise no broken bone

scarlet: favorite holiday

mm probs christmas just cus of getting to spend all that time w family <3

send me color asks <3

[beeau]

tell somebody you care today

[oaf-inactive]

i’m tryna make you feel better ya goon

i KNOW AND I APPRECIATE IT its just that i Know its gross and annoying so i shouldnt do it but i cant help it. u feel?

[djosph-keery]

Assumptions 1.) You don't read assumption as Ass-Ump-Tion. 2.) You noticed that I used as as as in the first assumption. 3.) you figured out that I wanted to as ass as much as possible.

Isn’t that always the case, anon?