MESSAGE RECEIVED From: [ ANONYMOUS TRANSMISSION ]
Do you believe in true love?
"Sure. The same way I believe in true ghost stories, or true justice for all or true constipation of the bowels."
"Bottom line of it is: get that the kratuk friggin' far, far away from me. I ain't got no time for that goopy schmuck-stank and neither should any'a you."
"Outright cringe inducin'. Get outta here and my inboxes with that noise!"














