#yagamism

[ldiesattheend-blog]

say, thanks to everyone who reblogged this very strange fic and left such wonderfully nice (and possibly undeserved) comments in the tags. i was so nervous to post it, but as usual, this fandom proves itself to be full of amazingly kind, supportive people (who happen to love stories about gay murderous detectives). xo.

[lightsnudes]

yagamism replied to your post “ok questioN do i order another Light wig and be Light for go!diakocon...”

soooooooooooo be light imo but i am slightly biased

that's okay i'll literally take all inputs and opinions i am so desperaTE but yeah thank you!!!

[yyagami]

yagamism replied to your post: punk rock princess

……………………………. u r amazing. this is amazing.

thank u so much!! glad u like it <3

[complicatedmerary]

yagamism replied to your post:Alfie's Home by Richard A. Cohen Review

this is probably literally the story of what happened to richard a cohen growing up. i dont mean that as a joke i mean that there is probably some deep seated trauma and history of abuse by authority that led to him writing this

I guess it does make sense.

But, in terms of literature, writing a children's book with explicit molestation inside is still not appropriate.

[complicatedmerary]

yea i looked it up & that book was literally the guy's life story. what he wrote is wrong but he's a prime example of what systematic abuse can do to a person. he wasn't just abused as a child by his uncle, but by the authority figures he looked to to solve the problem. his wikipedia: en(.)wikipedia(.)org/wiki/Richard_A._Cohen

Holy shit.

[kiraconversations]

yagamism replied to your post “L for the headcanons meme. I sat there for a while like oh my! all the characters karina likes to talk about have been done and then I promptly shut up bc I had momentarily forgotten about the president of garbage l lawliet”

I bet he sucks at bumper cars. I bet he plays once sharing a car with light who drives viciously into every other car even ones with children in whilst cackling maniacally and when he gets out he pukes candyfloss onto his toes and it is revealed that L does in fact dislike...

YOU BET HE DOES. He's just too fucking lazy to operate machinery I feel. Like the helicopter was a fluke because it was one part LOOK AT HOW IMPRESSIVE I AM I KNOW HOW TO STEER A FLYING KNIFE BLADE MACHINE and one part foreplay. He'd get tired after a minute and just slump over to the side and let the car drift into another one so that he could get out and buy more fried oreos. And of course that allows Light to take over the wheel (after they wouldn't let him have his own because they have his face on the wall after the last time). GOD YES HE WOULD VOMIT SO EASILY. Like even after the kiddy rollercoaster or the train that goes 5 miles an hour he would just throw up. YOU GOT CUT OFF THO. I'm going to guess that yes, he dislikes bumper cars. Maybe even candy floss after that because of course L isn't wearing shoes.

And yes, enemas. Light would be all about staying pure internally/regular. The choice of that also shows you how deeply deeply insane I have gone in the last 48 hours.

[kiraconversations]

if you're still doing these, then light for the headcanon thingy pls heh >:)

TANYA MY LOVE OF COURSE YES.

What they smell like:

Light is obviously a fastidious douche so he probably smells like the following: soap (probably something slightly upper scale. If he were American/European I’d say LUSH all the way bro so I’ll use that for frame of reference), something citrus-y clean smelling for cologne. As much as we joke because he’s a shit, he’d have some taste so something from a department store that his mom bought but he chose, laundry detergent. Also, desperation.

How they sleep (sleeping position, schedule, etc):

Sleeps like clockwork. Goes to bed at 10 like a fucking loser wakes up early to stare at the ceiling. I feel like he would sleep his back. I actually have to think about this more because there’s a post that analyzes personality based on how you sleep. So revise this to any answer that says: is a loser twink who will end up killing loads of people and that’s his sleep position. He probably sleeps pretty well up until the whole Kira thing happened. He had that one day moral crisis and couldn’t sleep/live with himself and then went back to lalala I am god of the new world I can totally sleep 8 hours a night. I can have it all!! When L died and his life really became pointless/full of shit, he probably started sleeping only maybe 4 hours? It’s not easy being queen, you know.

What music they enjoy:

OH BOY THIS FUCKER DOESN’T LISTEN TO MUSIC. He barely has an actual personality. Maybe he’s like those homeschooled kids whose parents wanted to raise a genius so they just played classical all the time. ALL THE TIME. Maybe as part of his I AM A REAL BOY routine, he tries to find some music to put on his facebook page or something or for when L asks some intrusive personal question like what’s your favorite song he doesn’t have to be like ‘I don’t know all I hear is my own screaming’ but can answer with an actual song. I’d say he just listens to whatever the fuck is on the radio. God he’s such a tool.

How much time they spend getting ready every morning:

AT LEAST AN HOUR. I mean there’s showering, shaving, moisturizing, eyebrow plucking, enemas (I TRIED TO STOP MYSELF BUT I COULDN’T I REALLY REALLY COULDN’T), ironing, maybe color coordinating if it’s not high school but an orchestrated social gathering/college. Hair gelling, gathering the energy to face the day. I mean it’s a lot. Maybe boost up to two hours.

Their favorite thing to collect:

Human souls?? I don’t really see him as the type to care about anything external. It’s all just scenery, all just background. maybe when he was younger he liked books but he’s dead inside now. So human souls it is.

Left or right-handed:

right-handed. maybe.

Religion (if any):

NOPE DOESN’T CARE. I mean he pays lip service to whatever it is that his parents believe in but as it stands, atheist, only worships himself.

Favorite sport:

Tennis but he grew tired of it. Until L turned it into foreplay. *pervert face* DEFINITELY NOT A TEAM SPORT PERSON. Most people are useless scum. He can only rely on himself no one else.

Favorite touristy thing to do when traveling (museums, local food, sightseeing, etc):

Museums. But again, Light is so sick of everything when we meet him. Though he would be that guy who has an entire itinerary down to the minute of every tourist attraction/thing to see in a place. I went to Paris with one of these and I’m getting really fucking angry just thinking about it. Yeah, Light is that guy. He doesn’t give a shit about any of it but you bet your ass he’s going to suck the life out of it for you by tapping his watch every time you stop to look at a painting.

Favorite kind of weather:

Ok, assuming there is some human in there still. He likes Spring? Reminds him of back when he used to like school. And cherry blossoms.

A weird/obscure fear they have:

Definite fear of losing control over his life and himself. I can see a fear of smells, bad smells, germs, disorganization as well. Fear of imperfections and as a laugh: fear of women (ahahah).

The carnival/arcade game they always win without fail:

I love the idea of him just sucking at all games. Like totally bad at shooting games anything at all except tetris. And even then, he will never beat L’s high score. It’s why he killed him.

[deathnoting]

yagamism replied to your post: this is all i care about

you bet your ass i picked now to come online

you sensed l lawliet butt from the great beyond and it made you come *extreme sunglass emoji*