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Victoria Beckham And Mel C Deny Rumours Of A Spice Girls Reunion For The 6,432nd Time

Look, hands up – we obviously love the Spice Girls more than life itself, and nobody would be more excited to see them reform.

However, we know that it's just not going to happen, people – especially now that Victoria's such a high-flying designer and what not.

SO CAN WE PLEASE STOP ASKING THEM ABOUT IT.

Victoria Beckham had to AGAIN address rumours about the girls reforming as a five-piece this week. During an interview with The Today Show in America, the former singer-turned-designer said: "There won't be a reunion because I think that when we performed at the Olympics, it was so great, and that was us celebrating everything that we'd achieved.”

"I still talk to all the other girls, we're still very close, but I think you need to know when it's time to actually say, 'That was great, we achieved a lot,' and everybody moves on."

Yes, move on people – or should we say, 'STOP RIGHT NOW' ?!?!

Sorry, we had to.

Mel C also had to again address speculation over reunions etc this week when she appeared on The Nightly Show – claiming that both her and Victoria just weren't in the right place for a reunion gig.

“That’s where I’m at right now, that’s where myself and Victoria are at.

“It’s not really doing the band justice to go out as a four-piece, whoever is missing, it doesn’t matter.

“For me, Spice Girls, it’s like a jigsaw puzzle.”

“It’s different to other bands because you look at Take That and they are going out as a three-piece, and they are brilliant, I love the boys.

“But with the Spice Girls everything about us was the individuality and what that created together.”

Yeah, yeah the power of five and all that.

Anyway, we're off to watch Spiceworld for the 100th time and just enjoy everything that was <3

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Louis Tomlinson Arrested Following Altercation With Aggressive Photographer At Airport

Louis Tomlinson has been arrested following an altercation with a photographer at LAX airport.

The row got physical after the photographer began to invade his personal space and encroach upon his on-off girlfriend, blogger Eleanor Calder.

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It all kicked off at baggage reclaim (hardly surprising, as fans of Holiday Showdown will attest to), where the paparazzi was waiting for Louis and Eleanor to emerge after they'd arrived off their flight.

Apparently, the One Direction star was arrested in a citizen's arrest (how do you do one of those, btw?) and was later charged with battery, according to TMZ.

The pap was also arrested, but nobody knows if he's been charged yet – probably because no-one really cares. 

WELL HE'S NOT IN ONE DIRECTION, IS HE?!

Anyway, the legal eagle inside us says that Louis probably won't get thrown in prison for the rest of his life, and will probably just get a ticking off and that.

Onlookers described the bust-up – and it all sounds very WWE meets TOWIE season finale:

According to TMZ: "He allegedly pulled the photog to the floor by his legs. The photographer fell backward and struck his back and head on the floor.

"It didn't end there. A female witness started recording Louis' female companion as she tried to leave. The 2 women allegedly then got into a physical altercation."

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It's like #BagelGate all over again :(

Louis' lawyer released a statement this morning, which read: "The paparazzi provoked and caused the altercation that occurred with Louis at the airport this morning.

"This is not the first or last time that a paparazzi has created an altercation with a celebrity.

While the altercation was going on with the paparazzi, three other individuals were attacking his girlfriend during this incident and he came to her defense, causing airport security to intervene".

What a drama, eh? Maybe next time just take a National Express or something, eh Louis? The paps can't get you if you're doing 60mph on the M6, right?

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Geordie Shore’s Marty McKenna Gets BANNED By Bank Over Foul-Mouthed Twitter Rant

If you want a masterclass about how NOT to complain about customer service, then dear reader, please continue scrolling.

Geordie Shore star Marty McKenna went off on one on Twitter yesterday, after he wasn't allowed to get cash out at his bank.

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Barclays Bank – HANG YOUR HEADS IN SHAME.

No, but seriously, as annoying as it must have been, the reality star went a little OTT on their Twitter – to the extent where they actually disabled his account due to 'abusive' tweets. Yikes.

He tweeted: “@BarclaysUKHelp u are a f***ing divy and the little mug who works in the branch in number needs f***ing digged!

Before adding: “@BarclaysUKHelp not letting me access my own money that I work for the f***ing idiots send me out a new card ya wronguns.”

Enter stage left the hero of our tale, Nic from Barclays' online customer support team – who uttered the immortal line: “Hi Marty, this certainly isn’t how I want you to feel and I’d love to help. Could you please DM me with more information? Nic.”

Nic's calm and measured tones did little to quell Marty's mighty fury.

“F***k off,” Marty wrote, before claiming: “@Barclays just rang me saying they’re closing my account for the abusive tweets … Sorry not my fault ya f***ing useless.”

Such exquisite drama. So much poetic tension. A real masterpiece for our age.

Shakespeare who?

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Barclays then fired back at the star with perhaps the biggest mic drop of 2017 so far: “We don’t believe you should ever speak to anyone in an abusive way; whether it’s your bank, neighbour or your ex on the beach.”

OH NO, THEY DIDN'T. Nic, you sassy, sassy sausage.

It's pretty hard to recover from first degree burns like that, so naturally, Marty employed the tried-and-tested response of a 15-year-old boy with confidence issues, tweeting: “Oooo sly digs .. At least I can have an ex on the beach ya desk sitter #virgin.”

And there ends our sorry tale, ladies and gents. Maybe try NatWest next time, eh Mart?

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Danny Dyer Returns To EastEnders To Discuss Mick Carter’s Return

After being spotted looking healthier and happier on a break to South Africa recently, it's emerged that Danny Dyer has already been back to the EastEnders set to discuss his character’s return to the show.

It follows a brief hiatus for the actor, who took time out from the show due to exhaustion.

Speaking to The Daily Star, a source said: “He dropped in to get his new scripts. He hasn’t started filming just yet. But he is expected to return imminently.

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“Everyone is looking forward to seeing him back in action. He’s one of the soap’s key stars.”

You don't say.

The paper also claims that the show is looking at ways to explore his absence from key storylines – such as the funeral of Mick's soon-to-be-departed mother, Sylvie Carter.

A source told The Star: “It’s going to look very odd for Mick not to attend the funeral.

“But the writers are having to come up with some excuse as to why he cannot be there.

“We all know Danny comes first so the writers are working around the clock to tweak key stories.”

Dyer hit the headlines when it was announced that he’d taken an impromptu break from EastEnders due to exhaustion and stress.

Soon the rumour mill was in overdrive, with sources claiming that Danny had upset his co-stars with his bad attitude and that he was drinking too much, all allegations that EastEnders vehemently denied.

A fan took to Instagram to share a photo of herself smiling alongside the sunkissed actor, who’d jetted off to South Africa with his family to overcome his exhaustion.

Speaking to The Sun, a source shared: “Danny was looking a lot healthier and seemed to be glowing. He was happy to pose for pictures with fans and appeared to be in good spirits.”

Further proving that there are no hard feelings between himself and the other actors, an insider revealed that the rest of the EastEnders cast are preparing to make him feel as welcome and loved as possible upon his return.

They told the Daily Star: “They’re keen to show everyone is behind him 100%… they are planning a round of applause when he steps back behind the bar for filming for the first time.

“He'll be welcomed back with open arms”.

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James Arthur Reaches Out To X Factor Pal Jahméne Douglas After He Opens Up About Suicidal Thoughts

James Arthur spent yesterday morning reaching out to fellow X Factor contestant Jahméne   Douglas after he posted and emotional message, in which he revealed he was suffering from suicidal thoughts and depression.

On Thursday night Jahméne posted a note to fans on Twitter in which he revealed he struggled with dark thoughts and that he wanted to die.

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'I don't know what to do anymore,' he wrote.  'My mind is plagued with suicidal thoughts whenever my defenses are down. I feel so broken, lost and worthless.'

'It doesn't seem to matter how much I try to fix myself, who I talk to or what I put in place, it always comes back to this.'

Friends and fans alike were obviously hugely concerned following the post, and none more so than James Arthur – who himself has been open about his struggles with depression in the past.

The pair were both finalists in the 2012 series of The X Factor and have remained friends ever since.

On Friday morning, James – who's been enjoying huge chart success in the past twelve months – tweeted Jahméne and revealed he'd been trying to speak to him on the phone:

'Brother, I'm here for you,' he wrote. 'Answer your phone. I know what you're going through. Pick up'.

With friends like James, we've got a feeling that  Jahméne will get through this.

Sending big hugs to you, JD x

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Ciara Is ‘Doing Well’ Following Traumatic Car Crash

Scary times for Ciara yesterday, who suffered a pretty nasty crash whilst driving through Los Angeles.

Fans were alarmed when reports began to circulate that the singer – currently heavily pregnant -  was pictured emerging from the crash clutching her chest and shoulder and looking concerned.

Well, you've just had your car whacked into – we'd be looking pretty concerned too.

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But thankfully, mum and bump are doing just fine after the crash.

Her spokesperson confirmed that the 'Overdose' star was doing well and that the accident was definitely not her fault, thank you very much.

Speaking to E! News, they said: "Ciara and the baby are doing well. The driver was illegally in the bus lane and hit the right side of her car."

Remember Ci, where there's blame – there's a claim.

It's a busy time for the popstar – who, aside from being preggers with her second child, is also busy trying to record a new album.

Thankfully, she's got her fella – American football star Russell Wilson – to fall back on.

She told Harpers Bazaar: "If someone's not supporting you and your vision and your dreams, whether it's your relationship partner, your friend, whomever, then you've got to make sure to keep it moving.

"If people aren't lifting you up, even if you're the strongest person in the world, eventually it does chip away at you. You don't even realize that you're losing yourself."

"And that's the scariest place to be in life," she continued. "I don't want to lose myself. I love myself too much. I love life too much."

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Ed Sheeran Makes History As ENTIRE Album Enters Top 20

Let's be honest – every week is a good week if you're Ed Sheeran. However, with his new album '÷  ', Ed's been breaking chart records left, right and centre.

His entire album now sits in the Top 20 – yes, all 16 singles off the album.

Not too shabby, right?

It's the first time in history that this has happened, so obviously, the red-headed musical peril is feeling pretty pleased with himself. Speaking to Official Charts, the Suffolk serenader said that he was 'buzzing' following the historic coup:

"Wow, what a phenomenal week! To every person who's bought the album, thank you. I'm buzzing!"

We would be too, if we were him.

÷ has sold  672,000 copies so far, making it the fastest-selling album by a male artist ever – with the album itself only being beaten by Adele and Oasis' output.

He's also sold more than the entire top five hundred – yes, FIVE FRIGGIN' HUNDRED – combined.

Wowza.

The entire top five of the UK singles chart are all Sheeran tunes – with 'Shape Of You' sitting pretty at number one, followed by faux-Irish bop 'Galway Girl' at number two – with 'Castle on the Hill', 'Perfect' and 'New Man' rounding off the rest of the top five.  

It's the first time that this has EVER happened. Mad, right?

He also holds the distinction of being the artist with the most top ten singles from one album – having nine in the top ten this week, as well as 'How Would You Feel (Paean)' getting in the top ten last week too.

Congrats, Ed!

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Little Mix’s Jesy Nelson Goes Insta-Official With TOWIE’s Chris Clark

It's official guys!

Jesy Nelson of Little Mix fame has gone Insta-Offish with her TOWIE boyfriend, Chris Clark.

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Posting a snap of the pair canoodling 'in da club', our favourite tipsy Mixer posted the picture after Chris flew out to America to support his gyal while they're touring the country with Ariana Grande.

Captioning the pic '9 hours later', it's the first time that the singer has explicitly stated that they're a proper full-blown item.

Jesy, who split from her fiancé Jake Roche last year, has been seeing Chris for the past few months.

The TOWIE star also posted a picture of the two of them backstage at The BRIT Awards, where Little Mix had been performing.

The girls have been fighting off quite frankly RIDICULOUS reports of rifts in the band this week, after Perrie cropped Jesy out of a picture of her and the other girls.

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Yea, thing is – Jesy asked her to...

Anyway, after sticking one finger up to the rumours by having a lark around on Snapchat together, Jesy also posted the following snap on her Instagram and clarified that yes – her and Pez are basically best friends for life – SO STOP THE HATERATION.

She wrote:

'Was gonna leave it because people love to write sh*t all the time and it's just something we have to get used to but it's gone to far now and it's really starting to get on my boobs.

'There never has been and never will be a feud between my Perrie winkle and me! I didn't like the one poxy picture of myself so I asked Pez to crop me out and like a good friend she did and for some strange reason there has now been a story created that me and my Pez hate each other.

'Biggest load of bulls**t I've ever heard! Anyway just wanted to clear that one up with everyone cs it's gotten a tad out of hand now.'

Here, here Jesminda! Now get back to getting your freak on with Chris.