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Y/N: "What the fuck is wrong with you?"

Jack: "I'm traumatized by my tragic death and my confinement in a vhs tape left me terrified of being alone & forgotten."

Alan: "I was neglected growing up to the point I'll perceive basic human kindness as romantic attraction."

Ren: "I grew up with a warped perception of love and a belief that i needed to change because who i was wasn't good enough."

Peter: "My creator made me self aware and I'm tormented by the reality that I'm trapped here forever away from you."

Y/N: ". . . . . ."

Y/N: "Ok first off ya'll bitches need therapy."

Y/N: "Secondly i was talking to the tv remote. It's not working."

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What would the yanderes do if their S/O was wearing a short shorts, mini skirt, or just revealing clothing.

PS what's your thoughts on John doe? The game.

Have some horny boys being horny 🤣. Also srry these are kinda short.

Jack

Jack would be lying if he said he didn't like the way they looked in that outfit.

He's a very physically affectionate guy so it's no surprise when he pulls them close.

"You always look great sunshine. But right now I'm finding it hard to keep my hands off you.".

Yeah there's a good chance they're not making it out of the apartment if ya catch my drift 😘.

Alan

He's looking at them like he's a starving wolf.

That's doubly so if any bite marks are on display, which with that outfit & how he is it's more than likely.

"Are you trying to to get my attention doe eyes? Cause it's working.".

Doesn't really matter where the two are, they're gonna be there awhile.

Ren

Ren would never dream of telling Y/N what to wear or whether it was appropriate.

Man is still gonna walk especially close to prevent anyone else from getting an eyeful.

He definitely appreciates the view that's for sure 😘.

He'll also appreciate how easy their clothes are to take off later.

Petet

"You certainly know how to grab my attention don'tcha darling.".

He's revved up & ready to go on a regular day but seeing them in something more revealing is a feast for the eyes.

And much as he likes the clothes they won't be wearing them for long.

Hopefully they didn't have any plans cause they aren't goin anywhere.

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hi! could i request headcanons of ren and / or alan with a darling that knows they’re yandere and goes with it? like they don’t necessarily encourage it but they absolutely don’t mind, and usually don’t fight back or anything

I gotcha anon. 😉

Alan

He's honestly thrilled that they're so ok with him "taking care of" and "protecting" them. 😊

Definitely makes him less worried about him accidentally scaring them.

He'll also be alot more blunt when it comes to him not wanting to share their attention with anyone else. 😤

"C'mon now doe eyes, do ya really need to go to class today. I'd much rather you stay here with me. 😘"

Alot more likely to just whisk them away to his home away from everyone else.

"After all I'm the only one ya really need right?"

Ren

He's more concerned since he only wants to have a good and positive image in their eyes.

Even after they reassure him it's fine he'll still feel conflicted for awhile. 😅

Though he will admit it does make things like watching them sleep or borrowing their things less nerve wracking.

"A-are you realy sure it's ok Angel? You can tell me if it's not. 🥺".

One thing he is glad for and won't question is it making keeping them to himself easier.

Also doesn't hide his hacker skills from them. 😎

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Can I request the yandere boys reaction to their darling casually referring to them as her husband while on the phone with someone? like “oh my husband is here. we’re about to go eat dinner” XD

Short HCs for this one cause my brain is sleepy.

Jack

Is it possible to die twice?

If so congrats Y/N you've just killed a man. Cause of death? Heart exploded.

Seriously makes him SO HAPPY.

Not only because he heavily views marriage, at least for them, as they're 100% gonna be together forever.

But also because being referred to as their husband helps him feel more real.

Considering they can't actually get married he'll probably just start behaving like they are.

"I'm so lucky to have a spouse like you sunshine.".

Alan

Alan is gonna need a minute to process what he just heard.

Hasn't really thought about marriage before tbh. But with them?

He can't picture a future without them.

So, while he's caught off guard, he's very happy.

Doesn't really have examples of what a healthy marriage looks like but that doesn't stop him from imagining a happy one with his doe eyes.

"Didn't know you were thinkin marriage already doe eyes. I might just have to make it a reality.".

Ren

Man is beet red from the tips of his ears all the way down his neck.

"A-angel did you - did you just?".

He honestly can't believe what he's hearing.

He's watched them for so long and done SO MUCH to be what he thinks they want and he feels his efforts are being rewarded in the best way possible.

It definitely gives his Ren persona a confidence boost.

If he hadn't already, there's a good chance he has, he'll go buy a ring that night.

Peter

Peter.EXE has stopped working.

Once the shock wears off he'll have the dopiest lovesick smile on his face.

He's happy to know they view him as being theirs, just like they belong to him.

All that being said he can't help but use the opportunity to tease them a bit.

With an addeddash of horny boy being horny.

"So when were you gonna tell me we were married darling? Because last i checked we never got a honeymoon.".

His "when I'm gonna marry Y/N" timeline gets even shorter than it already was.

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do you have any spare nsfw headcanons for ren? i only recently found the game through your blog and i’m so glad i did 😍 keep up the amazing work!

Thanks for the support anon. Now some assorted n/sfw headcanons for Ren comin up.

A total service top, he gets off by getting Y/N off first.

Also a bottom cause he really just wants to fulfikl whatever desire they have.

Man has an impressive recovery time.

His favorite positions include the face off, the bridge, sex in a chair, seated oral sex, cowgirl and missionary.

So yeah he likes being able to look at their face.

He also REALLY enjoys oral sex, prefers to be giving rather than receiving.

That being said he does enjoy when they make eye contact as they go down on him, gets all red 😳.

He's more confident with his fingers though and, as is canon, he's got skills.

Massive praise kink, loves telling them how well they're doing and how amazing they feel.

If they praise him back? He'll definitely get emotional on them.

Would love it if Y/N got all dressed up in something sexy for him 😘.

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Could you get alan reaction from mdhm and jack (SD jack) when their darling goes and randomly bites them on the neck and then walks away like nothing happened?hehe

I've said it once I'll say it again, i wanna bite these boys 🤣.

Jack

Jack is gonna be really confused for a little bit ngl 🤣.

"Umm sunshine? What was all that about earlier?".

He knows people like biting for intimate reasons but to just nip at him outta nowhere?

The man also has a sensitive neck so they've got him feelin things and thinkin some impure thoughts 😳.

If they let his mind wander for to long clown man is gonna be feelin frisky.

Alan

Careful Y/N cause this man is 100% INTO THAT.

He'll be caught off guard, especially when they just walk off, but he'll recover quickly.

Comes up behind them and grips their waist as his face nozzles their neck.

"Don't suppose you'd mind me returning the favor would ya doe eyes?" 😈.

Congrats Y/N the man is horny, they better hope they don't got any plans later 😘.

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Ya know what my favorite part of inagining all the yandere men vying for the same Y/N is?

None of em can do shit about Jack. 🤣

Seriously what're they gonna do? Fling holy water & hold up crosses at him? Call the Ghostbusters?

Nah they all just gotta live with the fact he's there and Jack is SO FUCKIN SMUG about it. 🤣

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Store worker: "Would Y/N L/N please come to the customer service desk."

Y/N: "Yes, is there a problem?"

Store worker: *points to Ren*

Store worker: "I believe he belongs to you."

Ren: "I got lost."

Y/N: "I didn't even bring you here with me."