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[randomnessunicorn-imagine]

Could you write how 5 hetalia characters and 3 2ptalia of your choice would react if their s/o is chubby and was getting bullied because of it.

{ I only do four characters for ask so I will do two 1Ps and two 2Ps }

🐎  Feliks Lukasiewicz 🐎

Poland is shocked, because you are so fabulous and those bullies are totally idiots if they judge you for your weight. The differences between you and them are that you with some determination and constancy could reach your regular body weight but they cannot do anything for their brain because their stupidity is permanent. Let’s cry for them, poor little losers~Actually, Poland is a very good confident trainer even if he appears just like an egocentric freak but he is so sweet and funny so he will do his best to make you laugh again. He knows so many ways to vent your sadness, one of these ways is the maniac compulsive shopping. You and him can visit every malls of the city buying an outfits for every tears you cried because of those jerks. It’s a good way to distract yourself and spend some good times with the most fabulous nation!Then, when the two of you come back home, he will sing to you “I am all about that bass” and you have to sing with him louder and louder and all the neighborhood must listen to your concert.

🌹 Francis Bonnefoy 🌹

Oh, he will give you all the love you need because it’s unfair.How do those assholes say such a bad things to you? You are his candid flower and they are just horse manure and nothing more. They don’t even deserve the attention you give to them because their entire existence is nonsense. Their presence is a waste of space and their words are a waste of oxygen. France is a romantic and lovely man so he will spoil you with compliments until he will see you smile. Then, he will kiss your cheeks and hands because he loves seeing you blush and he thinks you are fantastic the way you are. You are the one who decide what you want to be. You decide for your body, not others. If you want to change, it’s ok, it’s your decision. He will help you if you are insecure about your body, but it may be your personal decision, it’s not because some jerks said bullshit about you. You must be comfortable with yourself.

🍬 Oliver Kirkland  🍬

Oh, poppet~What’s happen? Why are you crying? He cannot understand the reason why you are so sad since the last time he saw you, you seemed happy. Actually, he truly loves your chubby form because you remember to him of a cupcake or a muffin and he loves so much those desserts, he has spent this morning cooking some sweets for you because he wanted to do something special for you since you love his desserts so much.Maybe talking about his sweets was not a good idea because you seem bluer than before and he feels guilty even if it was not his intention, he just wants to help you. You explain to him that you are on diet and you don’t want to eat anymore, and he does not understand why you are saying these absurd things so he wants to know the real reason that made you take this crazy decision. Then, you explicate your situations with those bullies and he is quite sad. He hugs you tightly, kissing your soft cheeks. Oliver confesses to you that he had the same problems when he was a child because he was a little chubby, too. He suffered a lot for this reason and he has always loved sweets and cakes. With time he understood people can be so stupid and you have to learn to be stronger and smarter than them. You should do only what make you feel happy, without caring about others idiocy. He found himself in the bakery since he loves so much cooking cakes and desserts, he truly feels realized when he does it. You should do the same, venting your energy in something useful you love while the others are losing their time judging sweethearts like you. He will invite you to spend sometime with him, baking some cupcakes together because it’s funny, it does not matter if you will not eat them, he just wants to see you smile again.

🐻 Matt Williams 🐻

Nobody usually messes with him because they know very well that they are not going to see the sunlight again if they even try. The same applies for you and no one should even try to do something to you. The instant he sees you sad, his rage reaches the hell, he promptly asks for an explication, and he already knows the fault is of some assholes. You have only to say their name and they will find themselves with their bones broken before they could say “Oh, my Canada!” and not even their mothers will recognize them again.Then, you explain to him that there are bullies that say you are ugly and fat and Matt is quite shocked because their fucking mothers are fat, not you. Yeah, he is the kind of guy who does not think twice to offend all the other mothers and all the family tree when it’s necessary. The Canadian is not the kind of person who knows how to help people with comforting words because he acts like a bully sometimes, too. Matt is very awkward and timid in his approach but he is really sorry you are suffering. In his eyes you are just like an angel and he is the one who always asks to himself why a cutiepie like you stay with a grumpy bear like him, it’s a mystery. Anyway, no one is going to save those assholes from his rage and Kumajiro does not have still eat, he is so hungry and today he will have a bunch of bullies for dinner-!

[randomnessunicorn-imagine]

Hey I now understand the rules so can you please do a chubby reader match up with Finland. The Chubby reader has brown hair and brown eyes. They are 5'4 and they love drawing, cooking, singing and listening to music. They can be very insecure about their body. Could you please write their first meet up,confession,first date and cuddle time

{ Oh, well-!This is the prize you won ~It’s the first time I write this kind of thing so I hope it’s decent and it’s an experiment I wanted to do.I would like if you leave me a feedback or a comment after you read it, so I know if it’s good enough and you are satisfy. Thanks and enjoy-! }

Chubby! Reader x Tino Vainamoinen (APH Finland)

💙 FIRST MEETING:

It was a candid day of October and you had decided to take a walk in the supermarket searching for some particular ingredients. Maybe you could find something that have could inspired you since you truly loved cooking but this last period you were out of ideas. It made you so disappointed and confused since it was one of your favourite hobbies despite you did not eat so much because you were so insecure about your weight. You were considered by your friends like a sort of mum that feed all of them, and they were always so glad to taste your delicacies. While you were walking through the corridors of the supermarket, with your eyes laid on the shelves, you noticed a particular individual in the bake area that was so focused on those particular ingredients but from the sigh that came out from his mouth, you understood he gave up and he was a little disappointed. Without you realized, you kept looking him with your thoughtful expression so he noticed your gaze but he did not seem offended. The mysterious man smiled gently at you, and you felt a little embarrassed, it could be understood by the pink colour your cheek assumed, «Oh, sorry…», you said mortified. «Oh, don’t be worried, have a nice day~», his voice was so lovely and clarion, his tone could be defined maternal and homey like an embrace. You did not understand why you wanted so hard to see him again, it was like you have been caught by his generous smile or something else you could not explain.

💚 SECOND MEETING & CONFESSION:

After that meeting, you have never forgotten the sweet man of the supermarket. You hoped to see him again even if you thought it was impossible since it was only a coincidence and, even if you would have met him, you did not know what to say. He could have thought you were a sort of stalker and he acted so kind with you last time.The desire to see him again was so strong so you decided to get back at the same supermarket hoping to find him. The moment you reached the place, everything seemed calm and there were not so many persons this particular day but you had something to buy any way so it seemed you were not here just to fill your hope. You were lost in your thoughts while a voice that came from heaven called you, «Hey, excuse me… », you turned your head and your eyes went wide open when you realized it was that guy. It seemed he had found you. You were total unprepared and you were unable to speak, so he did, «Do you know where I can find liquorice?». This was a weird question and you had no idea where this item was but it was the right occasion God –or whoever- gave you to know him.«Oh, well… Liquorice? Yes, come on!», you smiled, acting like you were an employee of this supermarket and you guided the man somewhere you did not know. «You are the same person of yesterday, right?», he asked to you and you nodded. He kept talking with his soft voice you found paradisiac, this was the fundamental reason you were unable to speak. In the meantime, you were walking without a destination as if you were doing a tour across the supermarket; you reached the place where the liquorice was located without realizing. «Oh, look-! Thanks for having accompanied me~». Actually, he knew you did not work here and it was all a coincidence but he wanted to find an excuse to have a conversation with you even if he was the one who was talking the most.«Oh, do you like liquorice?», you asked the most idiot question ever and he laughed softly, «Oh, no. It’s for my little brother, he loves so much liquorice», he did a pause, rising a hand towards you, «My name is Tino, I should have presented my self before». You took his warm and soft hand that appeared so delicate and pale compared to yours, even if he did not seem sick or something. Despite his appearance, his handshake was strong and firm. You pronounced your name saying sorry for the guff of yesterday.You and Tino kept walking through the supermarket talking about stuff, you felt so comfortable in his presence, and he was nicer than you thought. At the end of the shopping, he invited you to take a coffee with you, he had enjoyed so much your company, and he desired seeing you again. The smile on your face became wider and your eyes glowed like two stars because it was too amazing!Obvious, you accepted his invite and you could not wait that day to come!

💛 FIRST DATE:

The day you’ve been waiting for has arrived, the day of the date with Tino.You were total happy and you could not realize it was true since he was such a good person and you have never been so lucky.During your date, you discovered he was Finnish so it was the reason he was so blonde and pale and he was a great fan of Christmas. Actually, the first time you met him, he was searching for some ingredients for preparing a special cake because he could not wait December to cook Christmas desserts. He truly loved cooking even if he was not so good at it but his friend Sweden always said he was so talented but Tino knew his words were lies and Tino’s cooking was the worst (after Arthur’s, obvious). He wanted you to taste his traditional food since it was the only he could cook right and he wanted to taste yours as well. You said that you would have been happy to taste his meals even if you were on diet and you preferred not to eat so much. Tino was confused and he could not find the reason why you took this decision. The fact that you were so soft and chubby made you so pretty and tender, he just wanted to hug you but he did not tell you because maybe it was a little impolite. It was an argument that made you so sad since you were so insecure about your body and you were sure he found you ugly and he was too kind to confess you the truth. Then, he took your hand because he noticed your expression became darker, «Oh, sweetheart, what’s happen? Did I say something that hurt you, I am sorry…» , he seemed so worried about you, you decided to explain your situation and be honest, «You have no reason to say sorry, it’s me. It’s my problem. I have some trusting issues; this is the reason why I’m on diet even if maybe it’s useless…». He seemed more confused than before since for him your words were useless. With his sweet voice, he said, «Oh, silly thing. I don’t think you need something like that. I don’t see the problem. The only useless thing is your insecurity», you did not understand his words so you looked at him like you were waiting for a revelation, «I mean that you are perfect the way you are. You are so great. You know, the first time I saw you I felt something new, and I approached you because I truly wanted to know you», his smile was hiding his deep embarrassment and you could notice his cheeks became scarlet for the first time. It has not been love at first sight only for you, it seemed. You were so glad, you tried to stop to cry, and he caressed your hand, «Don’t cry. I did not want to be so direct but I think you don’t deserve to suffer like this because of an insecurity, you know. I am the shortest in my group of friends even if they have never said nothing to me about it, I felt like a sort of alien with them. They called me their mother hen because I acted like a mom every time, it’s quite funny. Then, I am just terrible to cook, seriously. While I am sure you are a great cook and you should teach me some of your tricks», you started smiling again and you were happy to hear those words from him. «Actually, your imperfections are the things that made you the person you are. Nothing in you is wrong, every cells of your body is just so wonderful», he was sweeter than a cake and you did not know what to say but he could keep complimenting you for hours until you were sure about it.Yes, this date has been a revelation for you since he treated you as if you were an angel came from up above and you could not ask for something better. You felt so lucky and from that moment you and Tino kept dating and maybe by his side you would have learnt how to love yourself a little more.

💜 CUDDLE TIME:

Tino was a romantic and an affectionate person so he always craved for your attention and sweet gestures because he needed to feel loved. The cuddle moments with him were always particular and so emotional since he wanted every time you passed with him to be special and memorable.This time, he organized a special encounter in the sauna since you knew how he cared about this tradition and it was a way to stay warm and relaxed especially in a cold place like his Nation. If you felt uncomfortable there, he would have chosen another way to stay together. Actually, he used the excuse of the cold weather to hug you even if he was used to the coldest temperatures but he pretended to be frozen so you took care of him as if he was your child. Then, even his little dog joined the party and it was the best cuddle time ever. You two seemed just like a happy family and the little dog was your son.Then, he loved massaging you where you appeared so stressed or sad, his hands were magical and you melted under his golden touches. He adored hearing your moans of pleasure and he was glad you felt so fine and comfortable thanks to him. His words were always full of kindness since his cuddles did not include only physical gestures but also sweet and pretty words of encouragement. He wanted you to gain some self-esteem because you were too wonderful and he could not understand the reason why some calories made you so blue. Sometimes, he started true tickle battles when you started to complain about your body or he kissed you until you became as red as a tomato. Yes, maybe he was the warmest of the Nordics, and he was ready to warm your heart with his tender love.  

[randomnessunicorn-imagine]

Hi can you write an imagine for 4 of the 2p Nordics. Their s/o is chubby or as society puts it overweight and they have been trying to fight the nasty comments they get by acting emotionless but when they get home they break down. (sorry if I'm annoying you I just really love your work)

{ You can send me all the asks you want, don’t worry-!Then, I have never written about the 2P Versions of the Nordics so these are my personal interpretations of them, since I usually don’t like using the fanon characterizations. }

❄️ 2P! Finland ❄️

Everybody knew, you were his Christmas present he has never asked for because he has always been a bad boy and Santa Claus did not reward bad boys like him. He’s been lucky, we could say.Anyway, he did not care if you were chubby or skinny or whatever, you would remain always wonderful in his eyes. These last days, he noticed your behaviour was different from usual because you seemed so cold and distant and he was a little mad because you had to talk to him if something was wrong.At first, the Finnish thought it was his entire fault and maybe he did something without realizing, even if he had stopped to flirt with people for hobby since he stayed with you and he was happy like this. He still smoke like a Turkish and sometimes he drunk a little with his friends but those were the normal pleasures of life you had never complained about. He wanted to talk with you but he was not so good with words and he appeared always so harsh and mean, not like his counterpart who was so solar and carefree. Maybe you should have stayed with Tino and not with him. At the end, he found the determination he needed to ask you why you seemed so sad, so you exploded in tears, his heart became duller, and he could not see you crying. Then, between the sobs you explained to him that some bad persons were bullying you and you were tired of this situation. His gaze became homicidal because no one could even dare to treat you in that way so he was truly mad.Those bullies have been really bad, so very bad and he could not forget such a thing. Ohoho, Santa Claus was so angry and disappointed. No presents and candies for those assholes but so many kicks in their fat asses and pain, you could bet it-!

❄️ 2P! Sweden ❄️

You did not have the time to complain for your situation that he was hugging you, as he was able to read your mind. He could not see his lovely bae so gloomy and demotivated. Show him a smile-!Actually, he was a sweet boy who could never use violence to anyone so you could never expect an aggressive reaction from him but he would try his best to light you. After you explained to him the reason why you felt so blue, the Swedish became sad too since he was very empathic so he could understand your feelings very well. Sweden did not think you were fat or ugly, you were as beautiful as the Northern Lights and he was going to tell you it a thousand times until you believed it. He was very persistent so it was better if you smiled right now!He wrote a list about all the things that made you special and so fantastic so you could not say he was inventing things, and then he gave you this paper so you could read it every time you forgot this.

❄️ 2P! Denmark ❄️

The Danish man understood you were not fine but he did not say anything because it was not his business even if you were his mate and he should have cared about your mental health. Or maybe he was a little lazy and lonely so he tried to ignore every single human in the world. He was smoking his cigarette, observing those stupid pieces of Legos that jerk of Norway had launched everywhere in his room and he had no intention to clean this mess since it was not his mess. Denmark wanted to ask you to help him with it, but you seemed so sad and you said to him that you were not in the mood of doing the cleaning and then you ran away in your room crying. He puffed a little pissed, and patience was not a virtue this man had. At the end, he reached your room, knocking the door and he asked for some explications. You explained to him what happened and he did not seem so shocked since he was an adult man and he passed this phase of his life so many ages ago. His advices were not so confident and positive since he was too realistic so he said that the world was full of assholes and bastards and you had to be used to them. You had to learn how to handle them because crying was not useful, you just made them more satisfied because it was their purpose. You were playing their game so you had to be stronger showing that you did not give a shit about their opinions. They would not be the only bullies you would meet in life, there were millions of them and you could not cry all the time. These were just experiences that made you wiser so the next time you would not care about them anymore. Actually, his advises were the most useful since everyone in life had suffered, you were not the only one, and he has seen so many bad things in his life like deaths and wars so he knew what he was talking about. You had to become stronger but you had to suffer and fight for it, it was a rule.

❄️ 2P! Norway ❄️

Norway was a very friendly and open guy and you could always count on him since he did not like seeing the people he loved suffering. When he assisted to your explosion of emotions, he freaked out and he instantly asked for some explications since it was so weird seeing you like this. Nobody would say he was a Nordic because of his enthusiasm; he was not cold and distant like his other version so he was ready to listen to your outlets as long as it was necessary.Then, you said there were some bullies that were tormenting you, so you could not tolerate this situation anymore. They said you were ugly, fat and a waste of space for so many weeks. You tried to ignore them but they have crossed the edge of your tolerance. Norway sighed, feeling so sorry for you because he should have been there to protect you and he should have noticed it before, but feeling guilty was not so useful. The Norwegian used words of comfort and beauty that could make you feel better since he was so sweet and kind in his gestures and ways. He was not violent like the others counterparts nations since Nordics Countries were recognized in the world to be the most evolved and peaceful of the planet so he preferred using the power of the dialog to convince your bullies to stop.If this method wouldn’t have been effective he would have asked the help of some his old friends who did not care to be violent or not. They were nothing but his trolls friends that were horrible monsters that lived in his Country. They were so ferocious when they were mad and since you were Norway’s bae, they had respect to you and they were ready to torment your bullies in their dreams because they were magical creatures and they could do whatever they wanted with humans.  

[randomnessunicorn-imagine]

Hey. Thank you for being thrid place. So I read the rules and I was wondering whether you could do. 2p America and he has a chubby best friend but he doesn't want to confess so 2p Canada dare him to confess that her/him and she except his feelings back and she confesses as well.

{ Actually, the third prize is a “reader insert” and you can choose only one character since I do not do poly-relationships here and it’s the first time I try this kind of scenarios.You have to write a description about the reader, like if it was a matchup.Then you have to choose the mini-scenarios, for example they can be just like these:

• First meeting• Meeting again• Friends• New Feelings• Confession• First Date• Kiss• When he/she is jealous• Cuddle time• Some sensual time (it can be changed)• First Fight• Apologies• SPECIAL (your choice, you decide this).

You have to decide the last one, but if you want you can change some of them.These are like “imagines”, they are like plots, and then I write how the reader interacts with the character in those situations. It’s not a facfiction or a real matchup.

Yeah, that’s all- }

[randomnessunicorn-imagine]

Hi can I get a hetalia matchup please? I have brown hair and eyes, I am 5'4 and chubby. I am an introvert. I am fluent in English and Russian and am learning German and Finnish. I'm quite intimidating and reserved at first but I can be loud and motherly. I love to sing, draw, read, learn new languages and cook. I am insecure about my body. I have to say I love your blog

{ Hello, dear~Here your match, hope you like it-! Glad you like my blog 💖 }

❅ ⋄❅ ⋄ ❅ ⋄ ❅ ⋄ ❅ ⋄ ❅ ⋄ Tino Vainamoinen ❅ ⋄ ❅ ⋄ ❅ ⋄ ❅ ⋄ ❅ ⋄ ❅ ⋄

The sweetest Finish of the world is the perfect boyfriend but the perfect mother and wife, too. You can choose what you prefer, but he remains cute anyway.Tino is an expert with introverted and reserved people since he is a Nordic so he knows so many people of this kind just like all his brothers that are not Denmark. He is the one who is able to handle that cold and massive man of Sweden so Tino would never lead you down only because you appear intimidating, and he knows you are a sweetheart so there’s nothing to worry. He is very friendly and understanding so, you will feel always like home by his side. He is the one who always acts like a mother because he loves taking care of others so maybe you have to say if he is exaggerating with his mother hen behaviour. Then, he thinks there are no reasons you should feel uncomfortable with your body, he is a little chubby too and he is not the tallest Nordic so he could understand your feelings, and he will help you to gain some more self-esteem. You and him could work together for reaching this purpose. At the end, it’s important to be comfortable with themselves and the appearance is not really important. The health is what really matters in life.He knows you are a sweet and kind person so he can’t wait for Christmas to come so he can spoil you with gifts and all the cakes and cookies he prepares. Maybe it would not be so useful since you are insecure about your body but sometimes it’s ok to make an exception since he truly cares about that holiday. For this occasion, he could bring you with him on the Santa’s sleigh and he will show you all his reindeers. If you want, you can help him to give all the presents to the children of the world since you know so many languages so it would be easy to communicate with people if he gets lost –it never happens but it’s better to be prepared to everything-.  Yes, it will be a great experience, so funny and magical, but, in case you want to do something calmer, you and him can stay near the fire place singing Christmas songs or reading some good book, while the two of you are drinking some chocolate.