#kankuro x reader

[angel0cakess]

Naruto boys and the strange things that turn them on 🍃🎋

includes: Kakashi; Gai; Jiraiya; Naruto; Sasuke; Kiba; Shikamaru; Lee; Gaara; Kankuro

warnings: nsfw (MINORS DNI) naruto and the other students are 18-19

not proofread! feel free to send requests! :))

Kakashi

being domestic….

kakashi is very used to taking care of himself; so he automatically takes care of you too. but the second you start caring for him, he’s popping boners left and right.

you did his laundry for him: he’s hard. you made him lunch: he’s hard. you wish him luck on his mission and kiss his cheek: he’s hard.

some days he doesn’t even end up leaving the house because he gets to caught up fucking you silly over the kitchen counter LMAO

also his books…

if you read his books without him knowing and then reenact a scene with him, he will lose his mind.

Gai

wearing his clothes…

like if he comes home to see you in his green outfit, or even just his vest or leg warmers. he’s going feral and bending u tf over.

also if you watch him train and compliment his muscles, he will lose it. he loves showing off his strength to you (he’s always picking u up and throwing you over his shoulder hehe) so when you praise him for it he gets weak in the knees.

Jiraiya

everything and anything turns him on…

he loves your perfume. if he smells it in public like at a store or something he will need to excuse himself to the bathroom to fix his ‘little’ problem.

your hair turns him on, your lips turn him on, your voice turns him, shit even your breathing turns him on.

You could just chilling with him on the couch, silently reading before you notice Jiraiya crawling inbetween your legs. “What are you doing?” you would ask, just to get a stupid response from him like: “you were breathing. it was hot.”

And trust, if you try to seduce him or show that you want him in that way, he will genuinely pass tf out.

when he’s really tired and his day has been shitty, just shove your tits in his face and play with his hair. pls 🙏

Naruto

Naruto actually feels quite bad when he gets turned on while you’re doing normal things. it makes him feel like a pervert, like Jiraiya LMAO.

but he can’t help it if you touch his ear or hair.

Naruto never knew he could be so sensitive to a touch like that. but if you brush his hair behind his ear, your finger tips grazing the outer shell of it, he’ll get weak in the knees for sure.

Also pull his hair…trust he likes that.

he also likes watching you train or fight. It turns him on seeing how strong you are. trust he’ll just have smug ass smirk while everyone watches you fight. he’ll probably say smth stupid like: “Yep, that’s my girlfriend.” sitting there with a nasty man spread or smth

also he definitely doesn’t mind if you boss him around. i mean sometimes he’ll pretend that it gets on his nerves (and it definitely did when he was younger) but now that he’s grown he loves that shit 🙏

Sasuke

i feel like sasuke is not a SUPER sexual person. the usual things that turn people on doesn’t really have much of an effect on him….that was until he saw you in a short nurses dress because you and your friends were having a costume party.

sasuke is actually super into like dressing up. Whether it be an outfit like the nurses one, or just a simple lingerie, he goes crazy.

I think that Sasuke likes the teasing foreplay even more than the actual sex part of sex.

like just sit on his lap and tease tf out of him in your little outfit and he’ll lose his mind.

if you ever walk past him in public, nonchalantly lifting your shirt just a bit so he can see the top of your thong…your getting bent tf over in the nearest bathroom.

Kiba

YOU BEING MAD. hear me out.

he will do anything in his power to frustrate you. He’ll tease you, mess up your work, slap your books out of your hands. literally anything to get you to be mad at him.

and his favorite part….when you finally yell at him.

Making him sit down and listen to your lecture. he’ll reply with a smirk and a “yes ma’am!” as he hides his massive boner lmao.

he secretly loves getting bossed around by you, it really gets him going. and he especially loves fucking you until your not mad anymore…

CALL HIM A GOOD BOY AND HIS TAIL WILL BE WAGGIN LMAO

Shikamaru

shikamaru loves lazy days…it gets him going when you act just as lazy as him.

usually your always busy, making him do chores with you and everything. but on those special days where your just as tired, he goes feral.

You’re wearing nothing but some fuzzy socks, little shorts, and his shirt. yeah he’s already gone. and if you want sleepy, lazy sex….he feels as if he died and went to heaven.

also: if you are smarter than him.

like if you win when playing your game against him or Asuna, he would have to hide his flustered face and growing tent in his pants.

he’s not too sure why, but he is really attracted to intelligence.

Lee

EVERYTHING BABE, EVERYTHING

Lee worships the ground you walk on, you are a goddess in his eyes. you don’t even need to do anything and he would be horny for you.

Though I don’t think Lee would ever initiate sex, he would be down for it literally any time you ask.

he really loves when you compliment his strength. like please sit on his back while he does push ups and praise him after each one. he would genuinely pass away lmao

yeah so there isn’t anything specific that turns him on, honestly just the thought that you want him makes Lee turned on

Gaara

like sasuke, i don’t think Gaara is a very sexual person. it quite rare that he want sex.

Though i do believe he LOVES making out. Just sit on his lap and touch each other all over while heavily making out and breathing in each other’s ear…SIGN HIM TF UP.

Though Gaara will get turned on if you try to seduce him. he would definitely be confused as first but after he knows what’s going on he gets all flustered and nervous hehe

Like if you’re leaning close to him, giggling and twirling your hair and stuff. It turns him on knowing that you want HIM of all people

Kankuro

like Kiba, he likes to piss you off.

He’ll purposely kiss you after you put on lipstick and smear the color, running away while laughing as you complain. He’ll smack your ass as you walk by and ‘not know what you’re talking about’ when you tell him to stop. He’ll scare you when you walk past, he’ll bother you, he’ll mess up your hair. But it’s not because he doesn’t like you, it’s quite the opposite.

He likes when you get mad at him. yelling at him and making him apologize or clean up his mess. he likes it trust 🙏

but Kankuro also secretly loved praise and being babied. Like grab his face gently, make him look up at you as your praise him for all his hard work. He would melt.

Thanks for reading!!! feel free to send requests!

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Naruto Men Size HCS

I want to share my opinion, of which I think is realistic. No shade, but I think some people who write these types of hcs might not be very experienced. No shade because that is like totally cool. I’m also not calling any one person out, I’ve seen a lot of these across fandoms and think the same thing every time.

BE WARNED: this is NSFW content!

Characters included: Naruto, Sasuke, Sai, Neji, Rock Lee, Shikamaru, Choji, Shino, Kiba, Gaara, Kankuro, Kakashi, Itachi.

Naruto Uzumaki

He thinks he’s small, but he’s not.

We’re looking at an average size. He’s probably got 5 inches, maybe a little more. No less than that, but no more than 6 inches.

Probably about average girth too. Almost, but not quite 5 inches around.

Sasuke Uchiha

I don’t like him enough to have ever given it much thought, but I’d out a guess of about 6 inches. I don’t think he’s anything too special. I doubt he’d be packing an absolute monster.

And girth wise, it’s skinny. A little below average.

Sai Yamanaka

6.5 inches. And skinny.

I haven’t much more to say. I haven’t given it thought. But unlike Sasuke, it’s not out of spite. I like Sai. I feel like he’d have some inches on him.

Neji Hyuga

He’s canonically hung. We’re talking 7.5+ inches, maybe a little more.

Based off their reactions in the bath scene, he’s a shower. Even soft he’s got a monster between his legs.

Girth is average though.

It’s somehow just as pretty as he is. It’s pale with faint dark blue veins and a flushed pink tip.

Rock Lee

I’m so sorry to my Lee fans. I still love him. But I have to say it. It’s kinda small.

No, he’s not tucking it for that green jumpsuit. He doesn’t have a print for a reason.

We’re talking 3 something soft, just barely 4 inches hard.

Average girth.

I know everybody always says “big dick energy” “small dick energy” has characteristics that should put him in the big dick category. But I’m sorry life isn’t that fair. That’s not how dick size works💔

Shikamaru Nara

7 inches.

The type to never really brag, make you guess, then nonchalantly pull out a big dick.

I don’t know about girth. I can’t decide if it’s average or above average.

Choji Akimichi

Average size around 5 inches, but very girthy.

Oh and it has a big mushroom head. I’m sure of this.

Also I know I haven’t mentioned balls yet, but I’m getting the vibes that his are bigger than average.

Shino Aburame

AGAIN, canonically hung!! I feel like he’s bigger than Neji though. And he’s definitely a shower.

He’s VERY big. Nearly 9 inches, but maybe not quite.

Average girth, luckily.

It’s got a prominent upward curve. One prominent vein, rest are faint.

Kiba Inuzuka

This is one where I say the “dick energy” shit is a good measure. He doesn’t have super small energy, but it’s not giving hung energy.

4.5 inches, but definitely girthy.

He has fairly big balls though. I once saw somebody say he has breeder balls. Probably.

Probably has an angry red tip.

Sabaku no Gaara

6.3 inches. Very specific, but the number came to me. Average girth.

Pretty dick too. Not much of a curve and a pink tip. Not very prominent veins.

Sabaku no Kankuro

6 inches. Very girthy.

It’s definitely a bit darker and has a more purple flush than the rest of his body. Prominent veins.

Mushroom tip.

Kakashi Hatake

8 inches. Average girth.

It’s not really darker than the rest of his body, but it’s usually a bit lighter, but when hard it has a purple hue.

But he definitely is very awkward and doesn’t really know what to do with it in practice, despite his books he reads. (Tho he’d get the hang of it quickly)

Itachi Uchiha

Definitely another with a pretty dick.

7 inches. Skinny on the girth side.

Faintly pink tip.

Slight curve upward and just barely to the left.

I needed to get this information out there. Thanks for reading it!

[queen-of-gotham]

Hypersexual Partner

Featuring: Naruto, Sasuke, Sai, Shikamaru, Choji, Neji, Lee, Kiba, Shino, Gaara, and Kankuro

Debrief: how the guys would react to having a hypersexual partner

Warning: sex mentioned but no descriptive moments.

Case Notes: for @alcoholic-emerald request! Enjoy babe 💖

Naruto Uzumaki

Naruto would be thrilled.

he’s energetic and affectionate, so having a partner who wants him all the time feeds his ego and makes him feel loved.

He’ll match your energy as best as he can, but his stamina is more about bursts of enthusiasm than longevity.

He brags to himself that he can handle it, but after a few rounds he’s collapsing into the sheets, panting and whining, “Give me a sec, believe it!”

He’s not shy about telling you when you’ve worn him out, but he always circles back.

Naruto never wants you to feel unwanted, so he’s constantly game for another round even if he’s trembling from the effort.

Expect lots of goofy, messy affection between sessions, like kissing your hair or rubbing his cheek against you just to stay close.

Sasuke Uchiha

Sasuke pretends to be aloof at first, he’s not about to look desperate or eager.

But the truth is, your insatiable drive stirs up something possessive in him.

He’ll never let anyone else satisfy you, so he takes it as a quiet challenge.

Sasuke is the type to control the pace; even if you’re crawling into his lap in broad daylight, he’ll grab your chin and mutter, “You’ll wait until I say.”

But once he gives in, he’s relentless. he’d rather overwork himself than let you think he can’t keep up.

Afterward, he’ll act like nothing happened, brushing his hair back and tying his shirt closed, while you’re the one left breathless.

Still, there are nights where your hunger breaks his composure and he loses himself completely, almost feral in the way he pulls you close.

Sai

Sai approaches it… clinically, at first.

He doesn’t fully grasp the weight of your needs, so he’ll ask blunt questions: “So, you wish to copulate again? Already?”

But he’s an eager learner, and the way you crave him makes him oddly proud.

Sai gets curious about your body, your reactions, your limits, he almost treats it like study, but it’s laced with real tenderness because he notices how happy it makes you.

He’s shockingly adaptable, meaning once he learns how much you want, he can keep pace without much complaint.

There’s also this streak of teasing honesty in him, “You’re insatiable. I think you might actually kill me. Should I draw your expression right now?”

Shikamaru Nara

At first, Shikamaru groans about the “troublesome” pace you set, sex is supposed to be relaxing, not exhausting, right?

But secretly, he enjoys how much you want him, even if he complains while you tug him back into bed.

He knows his stamina isn’t endless, so he gets creative: using his hands, his mouth, and his brain to keep you satisfied without burning himself out.

Shikamaru has this lazy dominance about him, he’ll have you stretched out beneath him, sighing, “You really don’t quit, do you? Guess I’ll just have to put you to sleep myself.” And he usually does, leaving you boneless and blissed out while he smirks faintly and mutters about how you’ll probably start all over again in an hour.

Choji Akimichi

Choji is surprisingly underrated in bed, he’s gentle, affectionate, and very tuned into his partner’s needs.

At first, your high drive catches him off guard because he’s used to being the giver, but not being constantly asked for more. But he loves how wanted you make him feel.

He has plenty of stamina thanks to his clan techniques and hearty lifestyle, so he can keep up better than most expect.

Choji is the kind of lover who makes it indulgent: long sessions, aftercare snacks, and lots of cuddles before you inevitably climb back into his lap.

He’ll laugh sheepishly, rubbing the back of his neck, but he never denies you. The way you crave him makes him feel adored, and he melts for that.

Neji Hyuga

Neji is disciplined, controlled, and not easily swayed— at least, that’s what he wants you to think.

Your constant desire pushes against his restraint in ways that make him lose his composure.

He’ll scold you, low and stern, when you’re too forward: “You have no patience.”

But when he finally relents, he’s meticulous and thorough, making sure every encounter leaves you shaking.

Neji secretly finds satisfaction in your hunger, it validates his own prowess.

He won’t ever let himself “lose” to your drive, so he pushes himself past his own limits to keep you satisfied.

Afterward, while you’re catching your breath, he’ll quietly fix his clothes and act as though he wasn’t just completely undone.

Rock Lee

Lee approaches your needs with pure enthusiasm, your sex drive is just another “training challenge” in his mind.

He’s the type to beam at you and declare, “I will rise to meet your youthful passion!” before sweeping you into bed.

His stamina is near legendary, and he’ll happily match your pace without complaint.

Lee is endlessly affectionate, praising you between kisses and holding you close as if every round is an act of devotion.

If anything, you’re the one left begging for a break sometimes because he’s so earnest about never disappointing you.

Expect a lot of romantic, dramatic gestures mid-session, and promises to “never let your fire go unanswered!”

Kiba Inuzuka

Kiba is cocky about it, he loves how much you want him and isn’t shy about saying so.

“Damn, you can’t keep your hands off me, huh? Guess I can’t blame you.”

He thrives on your hunger, feeding into it with rough, playful energy.

His stamina is impressive, but his drive to win is even stronger, if you’re insatiable, he’s determined to be the one who finally wears you out.

He gets a thrill out of your desperation, teasing you when you crawl into his lap again, “Already? You’re gonna kill me at this rate— but I’m not tapping out first.”

He’s messy, passionate, and maybe a little too loud sometimes, but it makes everything feel raw and alive when you’re together.

Shino Aburame

Shino is quiet, reserved, and deeply private, so your constant need catches him off guard at first.

He isn’t used to being pursued so openly, and it makes him flush under his high collar.

once he realizes your hunger is for him and him alone, it unlocks a confident, possessive streak.

Shino takes a controlled, steady pace, dragging every moment out until you’re trembling.

He doesn’t get flustered easily, so when you’re pawing at him again, he just tilts his head and says softly, “Still unsatisfied?” before giving you exactly what you want.

He likes making you needier before actually indulging you, it’s his subtle way of showing dominance.

Sabaku No Gaara

Gaara’s relationship with intimacy is complicated; at first, he doesn’t really understand your drive.

Physical closeness is new to him, so your constant craving feels overwhelming.

But when he sees that it isn’t about using him, it’s about wanting him, it softens something inside him.

He’s not as high-energy as you, but Gaara is intense. He’ll make every encounter feel monumental, as if he’s carving it into memory.

You might come to him restless and needy, and he’ll quietly let you straddle him, hands gripping your hips tight as he grounds you to him.

He doesn’t indulge constantly, but when he does, it’s all-consuming, almost worshipful.

And if you’re still insatiable afterward, he’ll allow it again, because your hunger reassures him in ways words never could.

Sabaku No Kankuro

Kankuro lives for a hyper sexual partner.

He thrives on fun, teasing, and pushing limits, so your insatiability excites him rather than wears him down.

He’s shameless about it too— smirking when you drag him away from a conversation, whispering crude little promises in your ear just to watch you squirm.

“Didn’t think you’d need me again so soon. Guess I’m just that good, huh?”

He matches your pace with playful dominance, keeping things hot and varied so you’re never bored.

If anything, Kankuro eggs you on, testing just how much you can handle.

He’s the type to brag about it later, half joking with his siblings while you smack his arm in embarrassment.

To him, your hunger is both a challenge and a turn on, and he’s determined to keep up until you’re the one tapping out.

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[mrmulberry]

Naruto characters and what nicknames I think they'd give their S/O

Genre: Pure fluff!!

Author's note: So, I know I said I won't be taking requests for naruto or requests at all at this moment... but I didn't say I wouldn't post some myself!! I am also so sorry that the first five characters don't have stories with their lines, I originally did write some but when my saving failed they were deleted and I felt so defeated I couldn't bring myself to re write it all 😓

Warnings/Notes: Written in 2nd person, so this s/o is you!! These headcannons are based off of my personal perception of the characters, from what I've watched (up to the second arc of shippuden) and what I've seen online. Mentions of alcohol, suggestive themes but nothing happens, it's just loosely mentioned. Headcannon about Orochimaru being a light sleeper in his part.

Characters: Naruto Uzumaki, Sakura Haruno, Sasuke Uchiha, Kakashi Hatake, Rock Lee, Kankuro no Sabaku, Temari no Sabaku, Gaara no Sabaku, Jiraiya, Tsunade, Orochimaru

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Naruto Uzumaki ✾

Because Naruto is more of a casual and laid back character, I think he'd choose nicknames for you that would match this attribute, calling you things like "babe" on the daily. I feel like he'd have different nicknames for you on different occasions. "Sweety" when he's asking for something or being especially apologetic (he's trying to win you over with this one), when he's upset he doesn't call you any nicknames 😔, but on the occasion where he's trying to be especially fun loving, he'll call you by his last name (Mr, Mrs, etc.).

• "Come onnn, sweety, please..? I'm sorry, okay..?! "

• "I can't believe you'd do something like that, Y/N"

• "What do you say, Uzumaki? Kehe!"

Sakura Haruno ‎ᡣ𐭩 ྀིྀ

Sakura, as we know, is a very romantic individual, as well as very strong willed in both body and mind. Now, although she would do absolutely anything and everything for you, I personally doubt she'd use nicknames that often, mainly because your name is already enough to have her on the moon! Although, on the rare occasion, I can see her calling you names like "dear" in a casual setting or "sweetheart" when she's in a hurry, sappy but cute. I feel like on the occasion where the two of you are in public and she becomes frustrated with you, she might use "honey" with a rough tone (this is the part where you run for your life btw).

• "Dear, could you pass me my headband?"

• "Sweetheart! Are you okay? I heard you were hurt..!"

• "Honey, may I have a word with you..?"

Sasuke Uchiha ‎⚘ ⸝⋆

We all very much expected this so strap in. Sasuke is not one to refer to you with any nicknames whatsoever, in fact, you might have to put him in a headlock for him to do anything of the sort, that or you're very upset that your lover is yet to refer to you by a cute nickname like everyone else's boyfriends, he doesn't cave easily. Although if he had to, I think he'd choose something like "dear", something you can't go wrong with in any scenario. I do think he'd give you little endearing mean nicknames when you're being stupid though, lmao.

• "Y/N, could you move a bit, please? I can't really see..."

• "Dear? I'm heading out, don't worry too much while I'm gone"

• "What are you doing up there, dummy?"

Kakashi Hatake ⟡˖·

Unlike the aforementioned characters, Kakashi is a bit more playful and willing to experiment with names to call you. I can imagine him using nicknames which relate to attributes of your personality, like, for example, if you're a particularly irritable person, he might call you something like "grumpy". Sometimes he finds inspiration in his books and decides to call you something from those, I can imagine him calling you the name of the lead by accident once or twice. Other than that, in a public setting, I think he'd avoid using pet names (in order to avoid being picked on by his own students). He does tend to use "dear" more in front of people who know about your relationship, close friends, etc.

• "What's with the face? Everything okay, grumpy face?"

• "Elizabeth? What are you- Wait, wait, wait!! No, I didn't say that, you're hearing things, I said uhm- ah-..!!"

• "Dear, would you pass me the chopsticks?"

Rock Lee 𓅪˒˒

From my glorious conquests of reading and watching naruto, I can very accurately deduct that Lee can be described as somewhat of a hopeless romantic, experiencing a long winding journey of unrequited love with Sakura, and in this journey, I believe he would have learnt many fun nicknames. He would definitely use floral motifs when referring to you, names such as "my flower of youth" or "my lotus" are very common for him. I also firmly believe he uses "dearest" as well, just to spice things up from time to time. Lee is a very sweet guy who doesn't need much explanation to his name.

• "My flower of youth! It is so great to see you after such a long mission!"

• "You are very beautiful, my lotus..."

• "Dearest! I have brought a token of my love, flowers..!"

Gaara no Sabaku ~❤︎

Gaara is definitely more of a traditional lover, but less out of preference and moreso out of convenience. Due to the fact that he's never really been called any of those cute nicknames lovers give eachother, he doesn't really know what to do when you get all pouty on the subject, going on like "Gaara, you never call me any cute names!" He didn't even know he was supposed to call you cute names. The first time he did try to give you a cute name, it went... less than well. A favourite nickname of his to call you is "darling" simple, safe, cute, easy to get away with, plus it just makes sense, you're his darling so why not call you that? Other than that, he doesn't call you anything else, considering the concept is new to him.

• "A nickname..?" He'd think long and hard on the subject for a moment "What about scorpion? Because you're skilled and dangerous and- Ah, maybe not... That's not very cute, is it..?" Back to the drawing board.

• "Darling? Where are you going? It's so late..." He'd always be awake to hear you sneaking away for a mission at night.

• "Y/N, get back here..." You could hear his stern tone when you froze, already on your way out of the date after an argument between the two of you.

Kankuro no Sabaku ᖭི༏༏ᖫྀ

Kankuro is much more of a casual lover compared to the others, it's unlikely that he'd get too fussed about nicknames to call you. In fact, it didn't take him that long to come up with something when you asked him about it for the first time. "Babe" is definitely a number one for him, he uses the nickname so often that one time when he was out on a mission for over a month, he only registered that as your name, that did not go well for him when he got home 😬. At times he calls you endearing versions of micro aggressions, mostly small stuff like your hairstyle or tired eyes in the morning.

• "Hey, babe, do you know where that carving knife went? I've been looking for it all morning!" He'd call out to you while incessantly rummaging through his drawers, somehow he didn't have a spare after all these years.

• When waking you up for a mission in the morning, he couldn't help but laugh in your face "Morning, man, you look like you just got out of hibernation, maybe I should start calling you grizzly bear or something" Another nickname which wasn't received well.

• After he had called you "babe" all morning, you had started to get suspicious of something, when asked about it he straightened up awkwardly and shuffled over a bit "Uh, forgot your name..? Babe, that'd be crazy, ah.." His face would redden a bit as he tried his very best to breeze past the topic.

Temari no Sabaku ۶ৎ

During the first few years of your relationship, Temari would absolutely revere the thought of using a nickname for you, it was like an insult to her very character that you would even suggest such a thing. But in the years that would follow, she became a little more comfortable with the concept, and would sometimes drop in little "dear"s and "sweetheart"s on the rare occasion. Other than that, I doubt she'd be all that fond of the concept, she's probably the type to cringe when she hears couples calling each other really sappy nicknames, tells you about it when she gets home and takes a long moment to let out her emotions on how gross she found it all.

• "Hey, Y/N, do you mind cooking tonight? I just had the worst day today..." She'd come behind you and hug you at the waist, sighing deeply as she leant her chin on your head.

• Temari would sit down next to you on the stone floor "Dear? What's wrong..?" She'd whisper softly, taking the time to check on you as you curled into yourself.

• "Dear! Come downstairs, will you?!" Is something she'd often call out when the two of you had guests over for dinner.

Jiraiya ᢉ𐭩 ᩚ

Now, I know this is the third casual character but let's get into it. Jiraiya is definitely one to use nicknames like "babe", "baby" or "sweetheart" (you can see where Naruto gets his moves from). These nicknames don't have any specific origin, I feel like he might have been trying to pick you up at the earlier stage of your relationship and the names just stuck, you didn't seem to have a problem with them at all so he just kept on using them! Tsunade finds it rather crass that Jiraiya would call his lover of so many years by the same nicknames he uses on women he passes by in the street, but he just rolls his eyes and says she lacks taste.

• Leaping out of bed in the morning, he'd run to you with such haste you'd think someone died "Morning, babe, sorry, I have to go!!" A very common line for a man who often forgets his missions until the last minute.

• Whenever you'd try to get out of bed in the morning after a long night, he'd grumble and pull you closer, like some kind of needy kid "Come on, baby, just five more minutes, please? I'll throw in something nice if you stay" The wink which followed received a mighty wake up slap for the man.

• In the event where he would take a bet with Tsunade too far, ends up way too drunk and you have to take him home, he would try to pick you up all over again "H-Heyy, sweetheart, how's your night going?" You ended up dragging him all the way back home. Honestly, sometimes you doubt the legitimacy of him being one of the three legendary sannin.

Tsunade ᜊ̆ ̆ ᶻ ᶻ ᶻ

This woman absolutely HATES the idea of calling you cute little nicknames like "sweety pie" or "honeybun", you're not a child, you don't need to be babied like that. In a way, she's like Werner Herzog when asked about if he spoke French, it would take a rasengan to the head for her to even consider calling you something like that. Although, if you were to put a rasengan to her head (or just beg her for hours on end) and she did in fact cave, I think she'd call you "lover", it just makes sense.

• "Y/N, do you mind passing me those documents? On the top left, yes" Whenever you help her out while she works, you can't help but admire her perseverance, she's so beautiful when she works.

• Sitting with Tsunade and getting drunk with her might be one of the most legendary experiences to ever happen to you, this is something you'd gloat to your friends about later. "What's got your attention- *hic* -lover?" That alone would leave you on a high for the next week.

• "Ugh, Y/N..." She'd sigh after a long day at work "Let's go home, I'm sick of this place".

Orochimaru ஐ୧‧₊˚

I know this may seem obvious at this point but I'll just say it anyways, during his little pre boruto fiasco, I think he'd use more dehumanising nicknames like "pet", but after that, that nickname was completely dropped, he wanted absolutely nothing to do with it. Before or after the fiasco, this man is a chronic user of the nickname "dear" he uses it with you constantly, hell, he'll use it with anyone he's close with, I really doubt he cares about the specifics of it all. In boruto (post naruto) setting, I think a favourite of his would be "darling", something similar to dear but more endearing and personal just to prove the point that you are in fact his lover.

• Whenever Orochimaru does work in the lab, you often feel more like an assistant rather than a partner, considering all you really do is pass him notes and concoctions he's used in the past "My dear, would you mind passing me the documents on the resurrection jutsu? They're right beside you" Of course, watching him work was nothing short of a blessing but you felt a bit disconnected.

• It was almost impossible to do anything during the night time when living with him, as he often never slept and if he did, it was always very easy to wake him up, and thus when moving to go to the bathroom at night, a cold hand grasps at you "Y/N? Where are you going..?" His tired voice sounded kinda cute to you.

• In the evening, you'd taken the time to brew tea for the both of you, engaging in polite conversation as the two of you sat outside, at this point he had barely used a single nickname with you, "Ah, about that, darling, I-" before he could finish his sentence you had to take a spit take, which only left him very slightly (meaning extremely) repulsed.

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kiss me ➳ naruto's characters

summary: how they kiss you. pairing: choji, gaara, kankuro, kiba, naruto, neji, rock lee, sasuke, shikamaru and shino. genre: fluff; suggestive. warnings: mentions of making out? just in case you feel uncomfortable. wc: 0.9k

➳ gaara, neji and sasuke

slow, gentle, lingering. he touches your skin as if it were the finest porcelain, the most delicate crystal. all the strength he has built through years of training dissipates in a single breath: before you, he is nothing but a man overcome by desire. and yet, there is tenderness, enchantment.

when your face rests in his hands — the soft warmth of your cheeks tickling his fingers, shivers running down the base of him neck; your pupils wide, gazing at him as if he were the most beautiful work of art — when the distance between noses and lips is no more than a breath... oh, my dear, he reaches a new state of existence. pure love courses through his veins when, at last, your lips meet.

every hesitation, every fear melts away in the sliding of lips, the intertwining of tongues. he kisses you as if time itself had bowed to your shared pleasure. one hand slips down to your waist; the other cradles the back of your neck. he leans you back, carefully, while exploring your mouth with a thirst as though seeking something unnamed. if you moan, he echoes the sound. your sigh is his sigh. for an instant, it’s as if you are one body, one heartbeat. without a doubt, your hearts beat in unison.

when your lips part, a thin thread of saliva still connects you. he smiles softly, kisses the tip of your nose, and whispers a syrupy — but sincere — compliment. most of the time, he blinks in bliss and declares:

— you are the best thing that’s ever happened to me.

➳ kankuro, kiba, shikamaru and shino

provocative, overwhelming, playful. it’s a dangerous game. he towers over you, all muscle and presence, and the weight of it is, paradoxically, thrilling. his touch is like live embers against your skin, setting you ablaze from within, igniting that hunger only he can stir. your body opens before him like an offering, and his sharp eyes strip you bare. you are a raw nerve in his hands — and he knows it.

he approaches slowly, testing your limits and his own. his hands slide along your hips, drawing you closer. his nose brushes yours, promising a kiss… only to trail across your cheek and settle in the curve of your neck. he lingers there, breath hot against your skin, making you shiver all the more. then, as if testing how much you can endure, he starts leaving open-mouthed kisses, as though writing his name along your neck.

you rise on your toes, fingers clutching his shoulders, when the soft bites begin. a strangled “please” bursts from your throat — but he only shifts to the other side, repeating the same sweet torture. his low, heavy laugh rumbles near your ear as you squeeze your thighs together, begging for a kiss that never seems to come. your neck burns, and you already know there will be marks to hide later.

and still, he lingers, teasing and teasing, pressing his body against yours, hands firm on your hips, thumbs sketching circles dangerously close to your lower back, breath scorching the base of your ear. when your second “please” slips out, something inside him breaks. his grip tightens, his breathing falters. he stares at you with pupils blown wide, desire blazing in his gaze.

he kisses you as if you were the reason for his unraveling — and you are. just as he is yours. his lips devour yours, licking and biting as though his life depended on it. his hands roam every inch they can reach, but always return, obsessed, to your thighs, eager to lift you and carry you to any place where he can claim more of you. it’s wet, a little messy, almost desperate. but it’s good. so good it makes your stomach tingle with delicious anticipation.

at some point, he pulls away, gasping for air, breath as ragged as yours. he looks at you as if you were already bare in his lap.

— you’re going to… ah… destroy me — he whispers.

➳ chōji, naruto and rock lee

nervous, eager, messy. his body collides with yours without warning, euphoria pushing every inch of him against you. his hands don’t know where to land, where to cling; they wander aimlessly over your hips, waist, back, chest, nape, cheeks… he is everywhere and nowhere at once.

the space knots around you. breath falters. time slips away between sighs and laughter — especially when your teeth clash, sounding like glass cracking. he pauses for a few seconds, gazing at you in pure devotion. his grip on your waist loosens as his hands rise to your cheeks. always. no matter how frantic the path, the final stop is always your cheeks, where his hands rest as if they belonged there.

he doesn’t restart right away, lost in a near-sacred contemplation. then, he kisses your forehead, the space between your eyes, the tip of your nose, your cheeks, your chin. quick, unbroken. not seductive, yet it still makes your toes curl. it’s playful, lighthearted — and you burst into laughter, squirming in his embrace as his kisses trail down to your collarbone, his hands slipping back to your waist, tickling your belly and neck.

he catches your bottom lip mid-laugh, swallowing your giggles with his restless mouth. he kisses you as if you were his own amusement park. you stumble blindly through the room, bumping into furniture, tripping over each other’s feet, laughing at every misstep. amid the chaos, hands and feet suddenly anchor, searching for balance. it’s a small earthquake, but your mouths don’t part, your foreheads don’t separate.

laughter hovers there, suspended on your lips only inches apart. it melts into a smile in the blink of an eye, into a quick peck, into soft kisses just below your eyes, into noses brushing lightly together. you open your mouth to speak, but he’s faster — he always is: — i love you.

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When you wear something revealing

feat. Neji Hyuga, Naruto Uzumaki, Kakashi Hatake, Shikamaru Nara, Kankuro, Kiba Inuzuka, Sasuke Uchiha, Itachi Uchiha

Hello pretty people ✨✨ we’re back with a new Naruto Smau. It took some while 😭🤣 but I though the topic when you’re wearing something revealing and they may be act a bit possessive 🌚 have fun and enjoy 💖

Warnings: suggestive, a bit smūtty

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All is fair in love... - Naruto Boys

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Kankuro Sabakuno

“Don’t eat that!”

You stop dead in your tracks, the spoon halfway to your mouth.

“Why?” You ask, lowering it slowly into the bowl before turning to the doorway.

Kankuro’s freshly out of the shower, you can tell, his damp hair sticking to his head, a towel slung around his neck.

“Uh,” he rubs a hand over his neck and you know he’s doing that just to flex his biceps. “It’s poisoned?”

“Is that a question or a statement?”

“Both, kinda.” He lowers his arm and walks over, pulls the bowl from your hands. “I was messing around while cooking.”

“So you’re throwing the whole thing away?”

“What?” He furrows his brow and leans in to press a kiss to your cheek. You can tell he’d been aiming for your mouth but you pull away just in time to see him pout. 

“No, I’m eating it instead.”

“Kankuro.”

“Yeah?” He’s grinning sheepishly. 

“What did we say about poison in the kitchen?”

“That it’s only allowed on missions?”

You sigh and pinch the bridge of your nose. “I’m getting Gaara.”

“No!” He steps in your way, the bowl still in his hands. “I didn’t poison it that much, I’m sure you’ll be fine!”

“Are you really going to bet on that?” You raise your left eyebrow and put your hand on his naked chest. “The life of your wife? Risk it just because you don’t want to be scolded by your brother?”

He’s still pondering that when you pull the bowl back and take a generous sip without using the spoon.

“Just so you know,” you tell him with a wink. “I made this soup five minutes ago.”

Neji Hyuuga

“Did you use my shampoo again?” Neji’s voice cuts through the quiet, muffled only by the thin shower curtain. 

You still on the other side of it, your hand around the little brush he uses to detangle his hair.

“No?”

“Because I could swear the bottle was almost full when I left on my last mission.”

“Hmm,” you put his brush down and grab your own. “Mysterious.”

“Just as mysterious as finding some of your hair on my brush?”

“You brushed my hair with it,” you defend yourself as calmly as you can. “Remember?”

“One time,” he pulls back the shower curtain to send you a pointed glare. “And I have noticed it going missing ever since.”

“You could have just bought me my own,” you comment with a pout. “Like I asked you to a thousand times.”

Neji’s eyes wander over your figure for a second before he pulls the curtain shut again.

“I like sharing better,” he mumbles, almost too quiet to make out, but you hear nonetheless.

It takes only one step to reach for the curtain, to pull it back once more.

“I knew it,” you tell him with a grin. “In sickness and in health, in poorness and in wealth, right?”

Neji snorts, his face under the spray. “I fear you’re going to use this as leverage in the future.”

“Well, sucks to be you,” you step back into the shower with him. “Now kiss me.”

Kakashi Hatake

“I am missing a book,” Kakashi points out calmly, almost bored, as his eyes wander across the room.

“You are?” You ask back just as carefree, scratching Bull behind the ears as you laze around on a Tatami mat.

“Mhm,” he steps closer. “The newest edition of the Icha Icha Series. The one I’ve been dying to read ever since it got announced.”

“Haven’t seen it,” you tell him, your voice even. 

But Bull huffs out a breath, betraying you.

“I knew it.”

Kakashi’s on you before you have the time to blink, his hands digging into your sides until you’re crying with laughter.

“Please!” You beg for mercy whenever you get the chance to breathe. “I didn’t do nothing wrong!”

“Double negative,” he mumbles, his face so close, you could kiss him. “Means you did it.”

“I didn’t,” you deny it, though it only prolongs your pain.

“Fine, fine,” you huff out eventually, reaching your limit. “I’ll tell you where I hid it.”

“About time,” you can hear the smirk in his voice. “No one bests the copycat Ninja in hide and seek.”

“Not even his wife?” You ask, cocking your head to the side. “Who’s in desperate need of said Nina’s attention?”

He stutters to a halt. “You’re what?”

“Mhm,” you lean back, bring some distance between you. “The first day in forever that we have some time to spend together and your first priority is to read. Very telling, Kakashi.” 

You cross your arms for good measure and nudge Bull with your foot, eliciting a tired huff. It still works, you can tell.

“But the book-”

“Would still be there tomorrow,” you remind him, getting up. “But I guess it’s more important.”

You don’t make it out of the room, his hand around your ankle as you try to pass.

“What?” Your exaggerated annoyance falters at the distress on his face. “Oh, Kakashi, I didn’t mean it like that. Read if you need to, it’s fine.”

“How about a compromise?” He cocks his head to the side, unaware that Bull mirrors it behind him. “We can sunbathe while I read? Together?”

You hesitate. “Without the mask?”

“Without the mask.”

“And you take a break every time a chapter ends?”

“Every two chapters.”

“You’ve got a deal.” You lean down to kiss him. “Be glad I didn’t burn it.”

“What?!”

Gaara Sabakuno

“Love?”

You freeze only to whirl around, trying to hide the whole kitchen behind your back.

“Yes?” 

Gaara stops in the doorway, his jade-green eyes taking you in. 

“Is something burning?”

“No,” you shake your head. “Nothing’s burning. In fact, the opposite of that is happening.”

“The kitchen is flooded?” His lips quirk up into a smile. “How did that happen?”

“Well, you see,” you stretch out your arms to shield the mess a little better. “I was making breakfast-”

“At four p.m.? An odd choice.”

“Well, you see,” your lips move on their own, mirroring his smile. “I was hungry for breakfast foods.”

“And you wouldn’t call me?”

“You were in a meeting.”

“Ah,” he drops his Kazekage Hat on one of the chairs before walking over. “But I always make breakfast.”

You lower your arms when he reaches you, realizing there’s no way you’ll be able to hide it any longer. “True.”

Gaara’s eyes wander over the three blackened pans and the pancakes you burnt to a crisp.

“Did you get distracted again?”

“A little,” you admit sheepishly. “Making a stew is so much easier. You just toss it all in and let it simmer.”

“And you make it taste great every time,” he brushes his lips over your temple in the softest of kisses. “Sit down, I’ll handle it.”

“It’s my mess, I-”

“Sit down,” his hand on your back is warm, the push gentle. “Breakfast is my job.”

You hesitate for a second and he seems to realize why, leaning in to kiss you. “Sorry,” he mumbles against your lips as he pulls back. “Work has been a lot lately. It won’t happen again.”

“It will,” you lean into him. “And that’s okay. Thanks for checking in.”

You wait for him to make a joke, but what he does instead is so much like him it brings tears to your eyes. His arms are strong as they pull you in, hold you close, his head resting on the top of your head as he sways you to a song only he can hear. And you, if you focus hard enough because the beat is similar, the movement well known.

He’s dancing to your wedding song.

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Playing with naruto boys hair ──☆*:・ﾟ

Slightly suggestive (kankuro ofc)

Characters: Naruto🦊,sasuke🗡️,Itachi🥀, kakashi🍃, kiba🐺, shikamaru🀄️,shino🪲,neji🎋,Lee🥋,choji🍥,gaara⏳,kankuro🪆

Naruto🦊-*

He loves attention so honesty he is down for anything. Weither your petting his head or braiding it he will always rub into your hand like a little puppy😭 he doesn’t beg for you to play with his hair but he never refuses the offer~

You were braiding his hair while he slowly fell asleep, thinking he was already asleep you started to talk to yourself “ ugh your so cute with your fluffy hair” you whisper “tsk, and you think it makes you look like a hedgehog, a cute hedgehog if anything~” then you can hear him giggle and turn a soft pink “oh my god your awake?!” “Hehehehe…yeahhh” “thanks y/n~”

Sasuke🗡️-*

He thinks he’s so tough and mostly it is but when he gets all soft with you late at night all he wants is to cuddle and for you to play with his hair. He just lays on your chest and when you don’t start playing with his hair he will clear his throat in a very dramatic way!

“AEhemHHHH” “…yes?” “Well? Arent you going to…?” “Huh?” “Play with my hair y/n!!!” “Ohhhhh! I knew that I just wanted to hear you say it~” “Y/N!” You giggle at his neediness 

Itachi🥀-*

Straight forward, to the point, just “play with my hair.” And that’s it. He can be very timid but most of the time he’s not ashamed to ask for things!

“Y/n? My darling?” “Yes?” He sits down infront of you “can you play with my hair?” You reach down and kiss his hair softly “of course!” And you drag your fingers through his soft hair you ask “anything else baby?” He whimpers softly at the head massage “I love you y/n…” you giggle “I love you too!”

Kakashi🍃-*

Every time you see his hair down it’s just an urge to go up to him a play with it, it looks so soft honestly! You never have before but one day after he takes a nice shower and walk out with his hair down and freshly dried you just had to ask!

“Why are You staring at me y/n? You think I’m that handsome?~” he teases “well you are handsome but I’m just looking at your hair” “ah why?” “It looks so soft!” “Oh!…want to touch it?” He walks over to you bowing his head in front of you while giving you cute puppy eyes. You reach for a strand of his hair and just as you thought it was soft as silk! “Oh my god what conditioner do you use babe?” He giggles while sitting down next to you, not moving his head away from your loving hand. You sat there playing with his hair for hours!

Kiba🐺-*

He always sees how excited akamaru gets when you pet him so he kinda wondered what if felt like, but he didn’t want to be weird so he didn’t know how to ask. So he didn’t ask!

“What’s up kibaa?” “Hey y/n!!” He lays down on your lap which he does often but this time he did something different “can I have your hand y/n?” “Of course puppy!” He grabs your hand and immediately places it on his head waiting for you to get the hint. “Uh? Heh what are you doing…OHHHHH you want me to play with your hairrr how cutee!!” “Shut up y/n!!! Gosh cant a guy get some pets without being teased.” You laugh at his response. But you gladly gave him all the pets he wanted! (Akamaru was jealous)

Shikamaru🀄️-*

Similar to kakashi, you rarely see his hair down so once you saw him relaxing in bed with his hair down you couldn’t resist

You crawl in bed with him which Suprisingly he didn’t realize, but once you started playing with the ends of his hair he opened his eyes to look at you “uh, what are you doing dear?” “Playing with your hair” “w-why?” “Because I Love You?” “Hm, Ok……can you brush it out while your at it? It’ll get frizzy and I’m to lazy to deal with it” “of course! But only if you don’t whine about it” “be gentle and I won’t whine!” He closes his eyes waiting to feel the brush softly dragging through his hair (for now on he always asks you to brush his hair)

Shino🪲-*

He doesn’t mind what you do to him as long as your happy! I feel like his hair gets frizzy in humidity and your happy to take care of it, kind of like shika. Except he asks you to help not because of the frizz he just secretly likes your hands on his hair

He walks up to you after a fresh shower and hands you a comb, detangle stray and a normal brush. You look up at him a little lost just to see his hair poofy and slightly curled “…do you want me to do your hair?” “Yes I don’t know how” (he does he just wants you to do it) “hm Finee, cmon sit in front of me” you took very nice care of his hair which he appreciated so much. Now most of the time when you play with his hair it just turns into you playing salon with him (LOL)

Neji🎋-*

I’ve said it before he loves it when you play with his hair but he will never ask. Normally he just sits next to you and play with his own hair until you do it for him. He thinks he’s so sneaky when he does it but in reality it’s so obvious he wants your attention

He’s currently braiding the ends of his hair which he never does so you knew what he wanted already “neji what are you doing sweetheart?” “Just braiding my hair” He looks up at you with a small smirk hoping you caught on “oh ok!…may I help?” “YES” “…” “uhm I mean…sure!” He’s not smooth at all but let’s just pretend he is- he just lays on his stomach and let’s you do whatever you want to his long hair. You can put it up in a bun or maybe a ponytail, whatever you pick he just likes the attention!

Lee🥋-*

He also LOVESSSS attention, love and care no matter what! He would just jump onto you and beg for you to pet him! Which you always do, especially after a long day he lovesss ittt

“Y/n-Chan! Please! I would do anything just for you to play with my hair!” You look at him for a while just to soak in his pouty lips and puppy dog eyes, but you took to long to respond so he took it as a no apparently. “PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLE-” “YES LEE OK!!” “YAY!” He tucks his head into your hand so you could hold onto his face while playing with his hair, also so he can stare at your beautiful face with love in his eyes

Choji🍥-*

Now this boy has a lot of hair, it’s a like a blanket! So sometimes you just cling to his back and bury your head into his fluffy hair. Other than cuddling into his hair you also love playing with it. One time you put them into two pig tails and he looks ADORABLE! He didn’t take them out the whole day

“Your sooooo CUTEEE AHHH” He is currently twirling his hair which you put into a cute ponytail “ya think so y/n?” “Mhm!! But let’s try something elsee” you take the band holding his hair up out gently as to not put any hair out, then you dragged both hands from his scalp all the way down his hair which made him shiver. You grabbed two pieces of his hair from the front of his head to put them into two buns. After that you took a look at his cute face. “Oh my gosh you look like a cute little bear!” “Ha little?” “Yeah your just a silly little guy!” Which made him blush. He loves moments like this

Gaara⏳-*

He is very timid with any new form of physical affection so when you suggested playing with his hair he was a little shy but also confused, why does she want to touch my hair? Is it because it’s red? He didn’t understand but was willing

“I’m ok with you touching my hair I’m just wondering why?” You smile at his curiosity “it’ll feel good sweetheart, I’ll give you a nice head massage~” he likes massages so that comforted him a little. Once you made contact with his hair he felt a little less anxious. “Feel good?” His eyes softened while he turned drowsy “yes…thank you” he fell asleep not to far into the massage, but now you know any time he has trouble sleeping you could put him to sleep by playing with his hair

Kankuro🪆-*

I’ve said before he LOVES his hair, you rarely get to touch is. But he will let you touch it if you pull it play with it which he does like but never admits it

“Why would I let your touch my glorious hair!” “You let me pull it last night?” “SHUP UP?!” Teasing him is always fun so you get a laugh out of it, but you do really want to play with his hair “no serious let me play with it! I promise you’ll love ittt~” “Ughhhh fineeeee” he mumbled while he sits on his knees infront of you. Once you actually started playing with it He visibly relaxed “told you you’d love ittt” “I don’t love it! I just…yeah fine you win I love it”