#yancy bird

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a story in three parts

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Yancy: i’d like a milkshake with two straws please.

Illinois: aw-

Yancy, putting both the straws in his mouth: watch how fast i can chug this

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Besides Heric, what other ego ships are your favorite? And do you have any personal headcanons for them?

Google oliver and bing

Ollie’s brothers are mean to bing but he’s a sweet boi and doesn’t want to hurt him

he always comforts bing with huggies if his bros are too mean

and he tells the other googles off if they make him sad

shy loving lads

Eric x yancy

as soon as yancy laid eyes on eric he was like “oh okay i love youse”

and shifted into protecc mode

he gets into fights with anyone who talks bad abt his bf

he comes home with bloody noses and split lips sometimes

eric hates when yancy gets into fights bc of him but he’d be lying to himself if he said it wasnt kinda hot

it’s the classic danny and sandy relationship

yancy got eric in a jean jacket and slicked his hair back once

and immediately went beet red when he saw.

“holy shit babycakes youse lookin like a tall drink o’ water-”

also yancy calls eric babycakes :3

and other sweet old fashioned nicknames like doll and sugarplum

illinois x yancy

illinois met yancy and went through the whole “don’t fall in love with me aha” thing like usual

but the response he got was completely unexpected.

yancy shrugged and was just like “yea sure buddy. so can we go now?”

and illinois was like *windows error sound*

yancy was the first person who hadn’t fallen madly in love with him.

whenever illi flirted, instead of gettin all blushy yancy just laughed and occasionally flirted back.

and illi was like “oh shit is this how the people i meet feel?”

it was a lot of pining but they got together eventually lol

yancy will hold illinois crush on him over his head forever.

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Valentine’s day.

Yancy laid on the bottom bunk of the bed, sighing and staring up at the thin bars that held the top mattress up. he traced patterns in the grid, zigzags, different shapes...a few hearts...he could barely make out the shapes because the lights had been dimmed, signaling that it was time to sleep, or otherwise be quiet.

it was the day after valentine’s day, and while the other inmates were eating chocolates that their partners had given them or admiring bouquets of colorful flowers, yancy sat alone in his cell.

Well, not entirely alone. On the top bunk lay his best friend and right hand man, tiny. She was in the same boat as he was, although she really couldn’t care less about valentine’s day or romance. As she put it, “Valentine’s day is a horrible way to commemorate the beheading of a saint.”

Yancy supposed he could see where she was coming from. still, he yearned to be close with someone, to have a person to sing love songs to, a person that he could give flowers and chocolates.

“Hey Tiny.”

“Hm?” came a sleepy sounding mumble from the top bunk.

“I...I knows that you ain’t a romantical person an’ all, but do youse ever wish that you had a sweetheart?”

“Yance, it’s not that i’m not a romantic person, it’s that i’m just not looking for love at the moment. prison isn’t exactly the best dating pool.”

“Yeah, Youses right about that. but still...it’d be nice. to have someone to hug me and give me flowers an’ stuff.”

Yancy heard a sigh from above him, then a shuffling sound, and finally, a small thump as tiny jumped off the top bunk and landed on the floor. he turned around to face her.

“Okay, scoot over you big softie.”

Yancy tilted his head in confusion, but moved back. Tiny climbed onto the bed, then laid down and wrapped an arm around him. She gently hugged him around his middle, resting her head on his shoulder.

“Hey, how come youses the big spoon?”

“Cause I wanna be the big spoon. Besides, i get the feeling you like being the little spoon.”

Yancy chuckled, curling up slightly to let tiny wrap around him.

“Okay, maybe youses right.”

The two laid there in comfortable silence for a while, just enjoying each other’s company. Then yancy spoke.

“Thanks, Tiny.”

“No problem, Yance.”

The two friends stayed like that for the rest of the night, snoozing together. And as he drifted off to sleep, yancy found that valentine’s day didn’t seem to matter anymore.

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I absolutely love the idea of your poly ship of Host,Eric,Yancy and Illinois. I was wondering will you ever write a fanfic of that? Just love the idea and your an amazing writer

uhhh idk? maybe i’ll write something but i have some other stuff i’m working on

also rly sorry to go all grammar police here but it’s you’re