Apr 7, 2014
Our actual conversations:
Me: You're saying American wrong. It's AmArican, not AmUrican.
Lottie: I am not being taught how to speak by an AmUrican person. That is not happening.
Me: You are not being taught how to speak by an AmUrican person. You are being taught to speak by an AmArican person.
Lottie: Shut the fuck up!
Me: I will not until you learn how to speak proper American-English.
Lottie: Do you not understand that the English rule the world? I live in ENGLand! Where we speak Enlgish-English!
Me: Shut the fuck up. LAND OF THE FREE, BITCHES!
Lottie: But we have a Queen!
Me: Yeah, well, we have a Black President, so *blows raspberry*
Lottie: We have a dick shaped building.
Me: You win.
