Signs that you’re a hardcore fujoshi
1. You cry a river when the uke cries
2. You can’t stop screaming if there’s fluffy, cheesy and lovely scene is happening bet ween the uke & the seme
3. Constant cursing when the seme messes up
4. Feels like you can kill someone when your favorite yaoi scanslation is dropped
5. Getting fidgety when there’s a steaming hot sex scene
6. Insomnia is kicking in when there’s a cliffhanger
7. Constant blabbering and shrieking when you meet another fujoshi/fudanshi in person
8. Blood transfusion is a must due to severe nose bleeding
9. Hot sex scenes saved in your mobile phone
10. You have to read yaoi manga every single day or else you’ll die








