#yaoibait

[512s-boutique-for-fandoms]

I picked up komi can’t communicate, but what is this yuribait and yaoi bait </33

[amazingpidor]

three cheers for fifty fifty mutual consent

[gamlain]

Fanfiction Challenge for 250 (undefined)

Dispatch/Murderbot crossover. No theme, go nuts. Time travel? Setting switch AU? No explanation encounter? Whatever the case, Robert and murderbot both think the other needs better maintenance.

[amazingpidor]

Gensheng sleepovr..... 😴😴😴 forgot how 2 draw with my phone

[achaironfire]

endlich hat das lumpenpack mit ihrer neusten single mal ordentlichen yaoibait rausgehauen

[archivaljay]

80% of my testimonials tag is shit jigoku has said about me

[uwoowuo]

I have no intention of watching Free! but

from what I can tell in my dash about the first episode, it is about

swimming

naked boys

sexual tension

stripping

shota boy dry humping   pelvis thrusting air partying(??????)

ejaculating in water

dry pool

no swimming

stripping

naked boys

sexual tension

stripping

[amusedmortal]

Thoughts on Kingdom Hearts...

As I have played almost all of the English-released KH Games (Looking at you, Re:Coded... honestly, you were a CELL-PHONE game...), I have noticed one glaring commonality.  Now what is it, you may ask?  Is it the theme of light versus dark?  The all-consuming importance of the keyblade?  The importance of balance between the light and dark?  Friendship?  Courage?

The answer to this, is none of them.  The answer, in fact, is this:

Each game has a male protagonist that is supposedly 15 or so years old, looks like they could be considerably younger, acts in a way that could be described as charmingly naive, and has an older, cooler stalker rapist love interest rival whom they are determined to find/rescue and have immense homoerotic subtext with.

Nowhere is this more blatant than the DS release of 358/2 Gays Days.  The sole reason for the plot was to have sweet, sweet fanservice and ruin it all by inserting a Mary-Sue to fuck it all up.  Now, I actually like Xion - she turns out to be a rather tragic figure, on the whole, and loses her mind accordingly.  However, her sole existence, aside from being a plot device to move story along, is to try and sever the AkuRoku pairing.  This works as well as pissing on a wildfire.

No matter what, Nomura-san, no matter how many pairs of breasts you shove at us to cover up the fact you inadvertently made the biggest yaoi fandom since time began (a slight exaggeration perhaps, but still), you cannot fool we, the fandom (male and female, LTGBQ and straight), into thinking that your heroes are anything but a seme and uke with a time-release trigger for the fucking which definitely happens offscreen.

Because Sora was happy to see Kairi.  But he saved the waterworks for Riku.