#yaoinators asks

[the-yaoinator]

i know damn well your yaoi obsessed gayass has NOT showered at all

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How rude! I’ll have you know that🌊🌊🌊O🌊H GO🌊D”

[the-yaoinator]

why are you a single father of 3

“Uh, I don’t know??? Help me! Help! Me!” (/ref)

[the-yaoinator]

Oh god please magical yaoi anon come here and make this yaoi god have a boyfriend

"So true dude, if only my yaoi powers worked on myself i wouldnt be so yaoiless sighs and kicks a rock sadly"

[the-yaoinator]

Are you TRULY gay or are you.. yknow... [does straight hand sign]

"WHAT?? I'd never be straight, women scare me"

[the-yaoinator]

[ a note with flowers attached . . . ]

“ I never knew there was a yaoi god, how interesting. We’ll meet soon. You know who I am. ”

[*Yaoinator reads through the note, twirling the flowers in one of his hands*]

“Hrm, very interesting! I guess I’ll have to keep a eye out!”

[the-yaoinator]

The hand draws a bird. Poorly

-🖍️✍️

“Wow! Uh, nice bird! I guess?”

[the-yaoinator]

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-yaoiling 3

“,,,huh what the hell why are there three of them now”

[the-yaoinator]

Throws jug of snapple at you

“Huh what the fu💥”