Dude wtf are up with Bobbitt worms (aka sand strikers aka Eunice aphroditis)
Aphroditis cause they're so pretty and Eunice is the genus
They've been around for about 20 million years
YOU CAN CUT THEIR HEADS OFF AND THEY CAN REGENERATE
Basically, they can reproduce asexually by splitting themselves into baby bobbits.
THE LONGEST ONE WAS 9.81 FT LONG - almost a foot taller than the tallest man on earth and 4.4 taller than 5.5 feet, around the avg height.
Those pretty lil head spikies? Yeah, those are like whiskers, helping them sense you moving in the water (sucky eyesight). But their also posionus to fish and can cause paralysis if touched over and over again.
I doodled one in my trippy color art style and THAT'S JUST HOW THEY LOOK
Here's a video of it eating because what the actual fuck.
The bristles on the sides of them propel them out of their holes with that amazing speed.
Also I think it's funny that this majestic beast lines the walls of it's burrow with mucus
They're like biblical angels crossed with centipedes. They're sooo pretty and deadly and I'm actually obsessed.