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✎ 。。。𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐮𝐩𝐨𝐧 𝐚 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞，there lived an 𝘂𝗻𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗲𝘁𝗳𝘂𝗹 𝗽𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗲𝘀𝘀．

𝘕𝘌𝘡𝘜𝘔𝘐. — twenty-two．she / they. a sideblog for my blue lock oc x canon / yumeship writing and rambling. most of my fics are uploaded from ao3. minors, do not follow.

i am profic + proship. i do not condone harrassment as well. if you are uncomfortable w/ the topics below, block (don't report), or don't follow at all. anyways, welcome to my cave!

i do not write reader inserts since i usually have my oc in mind if i try to make one, so i feel it's kinda useless ;;; but when i do, it's usually imagines/headcanons. although !! feel free to self-insert in my fics if you want!

main blog is @lockedbyego — interactions will most likely come from here.

get to know my blue lock oc !

CONTENT WARNING. ⚠︎ general dark content such as onii-loli / brother-sister incest (mainly), some dad-daughter & uncle-niece (if i feel like it), nsfw, adult / minor, age difference / age gaps, and all similar stuff.

— usually my fics are the ones tagged properly as much as i can. general yapping? probably not. take note that my blue lock oc ( miitan ) is a loli & there are lots of smut ahead — so again, look away if it's not your thing.

ANOTHER: I DO NOT CONDONE, SUPPORT, OR ENGAGE THOSE MENTIONED TOPICS ABOVE. everything purely stays in fiction and fiction only.

#𝐹𝑂𝑅 𝐵𝑅𝑂𝑊𝑆𝐼𝑁𝐺 ➜#word vomit.#yapperisms.#rb #rb & yap.#my ego.#𝑆𝑃𝐸𝐶𝐼𝐹𝐼𝐶 𝑆𝐻𝐼𝑃 𝑇𝐴𝐺𝑆 ➜#saemii.#rinmii.#isamii.#hyomii.#kaimii.#reomii.#lunamii.#bunmii.#nagimii.

does anyone think that kaiser grew up listening to divorced dad rock bc his dad keeps blasting them after the Divorce and as he grew up he still listens to them lol

#yapperisms.#michael kaiser #blue lock #take a peek on his spotify likes and u see daughtry nickelback 3 doors down lifehouse staind etc tc #and some songs from three days grace and breaking benjamin #OH YEAH N DONT FORGET CREED

happy 2026 everypony... i'm stuck in fate grand order hell and i've been making fgo x bllk au stuff inside my head. just so you know the new gen 11 are crypters and they all have their respective lostbelts. have i said happy 2026 yet

#yapperisms.#LET ME OUTTTT #rin who's gonna have another nasty sibling fight with crypter sae ougehehrhgr #im honestlu thinking which one of them is gonna pull a daybit sem void #sae maybe

crack smut fic where luna / bunny is balls deep inside miitan and fucking her insides but her phone suddenly rings n turns out its the chinese government wanting to recruit her for a Secret World Changing Project so she begins to speak in mandarin fluently while her bf doesnt know whether to thrust deeper or just pull out completely. because wdym xi jinping just invited his girlfriend over for an important dinner ???? wait why does the president of china have miitan's contact number ??? who the hell is his lover connected with? shes still nine shes supposed to have tea time parties with girls her age and not World Leaders !!

#yapperisms.#lunamii.#bunmii.

sae & rin: having a sibling fallout bc of soccer

their little sister (miitan):

#yapperisms.#saemii.#rinmii.#i will not explain further. lets just say she takes many side quests

waiter !! waiter !! luna making miitan cockwarm him while he lets her watch cartoons on his tv pls !!

#yapperisms.#lunamii.

blue lock oc yap again !!

thinking about how i unintentionally made miitan become similar w/ bibliomania's alice. if miitan was a little bit more crazy maybe, she'll definitely create a book of truth containing all possible human knowledge that absorbs every living human being exposed to it. and she's not above in doing that either, especially when she collects ph.d. degrees and nobel prizes that she keeps winning every year. she has over 200+ active patents. she solved millenium problems. she probably has an exoplanet named after her.

miitan is endlessly curious about the world and everything and everyone around her. every social interaction she makes is logged into her brain data. she needs to analyze everything bc its a form of a stimulation to her and if she's NOT stimulated she will wither and flop on the ground like a depressed seal.

whether its an accident or not, miitan always creates something out of scratch or innovates them. she wants to know all of the why and hows in the world by making theories and inventions and sometimes her love interests get creeped out by her. sometimes !!!! but also fascinated. they probably can't keep up with her supercomputer ass brain but they love her anyway. they'll listen even if they don't understand any of it. it's also one of the reasons why she's so endearing to them, too. and to the rest of the blue lock staff. she's annoying sometimes but in a cuteness aggression way.

#yapperisms.#miitan is like. blue lock's therapy cat too.#pet her and suddenly your cortisol levels begin to drop.#rub her cheek against yours and you'll ascend to enlightenment.