dogboy infume/ catboy Hax...?
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dogboy infume/ catboy Hax...?
feinberg, getting annoyed after losing a ranked match to infume: i hate that he's so good at this game. its ok though because he's socially inept. he doesn't have a girlfriend and he's probably a horrible kisser
hax: no he's good at kissing
feinberg:
hax:
feinberg:
hax: ...did i say something wrong?? stop staring at me like that
feinberg: no it's nothing i just need to go have a talk with infume now
snowstorm duo has the potential to be really funny in my opinion
ok so if im getting it right its basically:
infume: this season, i lost my dear husband hackingnoises
hax: im literally just taking a break
infume: sometimes, i can still hear his keyboard…
/ref
saw someone mention it so i decided to double check it. Silver aint the only one with the bf commands apparently?
Hax temporarily had one (quickly got nuked by mods since it was meant to be a little bit-)
Beef has two, the first is dedicated to his actual irl boyfriend, and apparently the second is Rowl.
Doog doesn't have a bf command but he does have a polycule command, (and the response of the !call command is !polycule). He also does have a husband command (which doesn't answer with silver) and a newhusband command which does. the polycule command responses with both
also not a bf command, but mongey has !biggeneralsupremeoverlordchungusgrandmaster which pings rowl.
Ome thank you for your research and findings Anon, greatly appreciated
I feel like I'm gonna need to put up a chalkboard to try to piece together the relationship web of these streamers
haxfume's 4 inch height difference means that they're that the optimal height for forehead kisses
+ another clip for this ask
how do we feel abt, one of the reasons hax initially cited for wanting infume to lose was that he was lonely.
He missed his boyfriend :(
is haxfume unhealthy? here we will take a closer look:
they have a problematic bedtime gap relationship
we have infume- guy who goes to sleep at 3-4 am daily and calls 11 am "really early"
then we have hax- guy who thinks 11 pm is extremely, unbearably late and wakes up at 8 am every day
HAXFUME IS PROBLEMATIC!! DO NOT SHIP!!!
(if it wasnt already clear- this ask is a joke. live laugh love haxfume guys)
GASP
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS
Guys we haveto STAHP