“Boo!” Darby shouted at the person passing by her, popping out from where she had hidden in a supply closet to finish a line in private. She was covered in dried fake blood, her white slip dress clinging to her frame. “Sorry. couldn’t resist. Anyways, you seen any ghosts around here? I’m thinking about becoming like that woman who wedded a dead pirate ghost. Feel like spirit sex would be wild,” she said, serious expression on her face. She licked her finger, lapping a bit of the fake blood off. “You want to taste it? It’s corn syrup and food coloring.”

















