#yay dealing

[doritodemon13]

HELP i’m failing geometry

I think that I'm the right guy to help you with your dilemma :)

* holds out Hand *

* blue flame appears *

Only if you want help from me…

[doritodemon13]

Finally doing my application woo!

1. I can bite bitches mwhehe, I also can draw you anywhere you want and I steal shit

2. Chaotic neutral duh

3. I would rip the heart from the earth for you

That seems like a lot of great personality traits that you have…

(And they could come really handy in some situations)

* he holds out his hand with a blue flame *

If you want to… your in the gang.

:)

[doritodemon13]

Dadd, my tummy hurts :[

Weeeellll…

* awkwardly stares in the distance *

Do you wanna try to cure it with a deal?

* holding out Hand with a blue flame *

[doritodemon13]

can you kill my science teacher for me

Well…

The stupid Axolotl said I can't hurt people…

That involves killing them…

Well, well, well…

We can still make a deal, and I try my best.

* holds out Hand *

Shall we?

(Hahahahahahahahahahaha)

[doritodemon13]

Bill, can we be friends? Your cool and fun to be around. Plus if frills finds out you are making non criminal friends, he might let you out of therapy early. Or if not friends Kind I atheist be one of your Henchmainiacs? :]

Well, well, well…

How can I say no to such an interesting individual…

I think you would be a fantastic Henchmainiac…

(Also you ate my spine…)

I want you as one of my Henchmainiac's.

So…

* holds out Hand *

* blue flame appears *

…IS IT A DEAL…?

[doritodemon13]

ill make a deal with you give me a masculine voice and body AND replace all memories of me being a girl in EVERYONES eyes with me being a dude

do we have a deal? (can you do that?)

Well, well…

I still don't really know how much I can practically change when I'm in the theraprism, but if you want that more than anything…

* holds out Hand *

* blue flame appears *

WE CAN STILL TRY...

[doritodemon13]

yeah ig so

*shakes hand* if this doesn’t work can I have an gun instead

* does an air flip *

Well, I can surely help with that desire of yours :)

(I had a gun after all)

[doritodemon13]

take over my life for one week I need a break from my family especially my mom :(

I’ll make a deal with you

Alright… well, well, well, well…

* rubs his hands together with an little evil laugh *

Don't be disappointed if it doesn't work.

* holds out Hand *

* blue flame appears *

You can still make a deal and find out if it does…