#yay squirrels

[alkjira]

Excellent day continues, a colleague is sending me funny squirrel pics

[criminalmimes]

i'm bored but i don't like history class

idk what to do and i don't wanna take notes so i think i'll write a story about lizzie and molly who i know are online right now

so

once upon a time

there were these two girls and one was lizzie the other was molly

lizzie and molly were sitting in class tumblin when all of a sudden, the teacher was like ... and the class was like "wait why isn't she speaking?" then the window blew open and a squirrel army popped in like "hey guys join our protest because president cleveland is being a shit and thinks our jobs will come back when they feel like it" so then molly and lizzie were like "ok squirrels" and climbed out the window

and fritsch was like wtf where are they going

but then lizzie and molly followed the squirrels and then they climbed into the hole in the tree which is their home and it turned out that the hole was actually a magical passageway to like this room filled with food and games and slides and trampolines and stuff

so then they ate

and then they rode horses

but then the squirrels were like shh you can't tell anyone about this place so they pinky swore and it was all good

then molly and lizzie went home and when people asked where they were they were like idk

the end

i hope you liked it guys

i actually mixed in some of the lesson in there because i'm a genius