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Let's just all talk about the elephant in the room…

And no, that wasn't a fat joke.

Why doesn't anyone just say it straight to you-know-who's face. I mean, bitching about it through text message really is classy, right? After all, Clark, you were the one condemning people for paying attention to this blog because it was 'gossip' yet here you are eagerly hashing out your opinion to multiple people. It seems it's only bad if it's directed at you. The ironic part is that this situation perfectly matches our own Jaime Lyn Beatty's song 'St. of Hypocrisy'. Not only is it written about you-know-who but it says a little something about you, Mr. Baxstresser.

Don't get me wrong, I'm a fan of your work. But your attitude? Don't be pretentious when you have nothing to back it up with.

--J

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Weigh in!

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BREAKING NEWS

THREATS HAVE BEEN ISSUED. According to my sources, Pierce Seibers has issued a threat to Andrew James Holmes regarding his flirtations with Everyone's favorite Baxtresser.  "I'll kick your ass."  That soooo doesn't prove my point that this kid is dangerous at all. Run away, Clark. Before he turns his threats onto you.

--J

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The Boys are Back

Unfortunately, that doesn't mean Zac Efron all dirtied up and being sexy. It means the dangerously possessive, semi-psychotic Pierce is threatened by anyone else flirting with 'his' man. Of course, as Clark himself has said, the 'his' is not mutual. That's the disturbing part. Maybe if Pierce finds himself a different boy-toy to fixate and have an infatuation on, Clark can finally get over his equally psychotic ex and move on to a HEALTHY relationship. 

This reporter thinks the way to a healthy relationship is AJ. Hey, they can bond over tinkling the ivories and generally being adorable!

--J

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My, isn't this interesting?

Oh, Brian, you precious thing. You really ought to be more careful with what you say over text, or in general. Some secrets, perhaps, you'd like to keep to yourself. But I know now about your little, ahem, dry spell. Watch out, ladies. You got yourself a real gentleman there.

- R

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Learning time!

Each cigarette reduces your life by about 11 minutes.

Cigarette smoke contains over 4,800 chemicals, 69 of which are known to cause cancer.

Smokers die an average of 13 to 14 years earlier than non-smokers.

Smoking causes more than just cancer including; erectile dysfunction, infertility, eye disease (blindness), chronic obstructive pulmonary disease, and more

3,000 nonsmoking adults die of diseases caused by exposure to second hand smoke every year.

Urea, a chemical compound that is a major component in urine, is used to add “flavor” to cigarettes

Hey, Lauren! How does it feel to know that you're going to kill your… hm… what even are you two anymore? Ex Lovers?

--J

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I just would like to point out…

It's not my desire to destroy you guys. I can't speak for R, but I just want to help your lives to be better than if secrets weren't let out. I never brought out the baby. After all, the baby has no secrets to be spilt. Making threats over the internet isn't good netiquette, Mr. Richter.

--J

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Well, there you have it folks.

We find out how truly psychotic Lauren Lopez is. I always knew that spunk was overcompensating for something. Looks like the true Lauren has reared its ugly head. Desperate to be wanted. Desperate to be needed. It's tragic, really. Snap out of it before he gets sick of it and really dumps you.

--J