Gross secrets are gross

It's not right for best friends to keep secrets from each other now is it? Which is why I'm here, to spill those secrets.

[yayskrpgossip]

That was 2 days ago.

—J

[pierce-fine]

A lot has changed in 2 days.

[b-xtresser-blog]

  Gossiping implies spreading shit. I was hurt and blowing off steam privately and there’s nothing wrong with that.

[yayskrpgossip]

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to have a condemning implication in my tone. You had reasonable motives. They were still slightly pretentious and pathetic, but they were still reasonable. You just might want to not take things so seriously especially from people that are perpetually stuck in a pre-teen state of mind. And also, you might want to think of your social image. Sexting on the dash isn't bad. But you are inviting a certain amount of criticism. 

--J

[b-xtresser-blog]

  Okay, you can read my texts, that means you’re spreading shit, not me.

[yayskrpgossip]

I never said you were spreading things. I said that you were gossiping and victimizing yourself.

--J

[yayskrpgossip]

Just like the bullshit you two started because you wanted to gossip and be victims.

—J

[b-xtresser-blog]

What are you even talking about, what did we start?

[yayskrpgossip]

You seem to forget that I can read your texts. Should I publish them to refresh your memory?

--J

[b-xtresser-blog]

Ugh. Some fucking people.

[pierce-fine]

It’s just bullshit being started because people are bored and lame.

[yayskrpgossip]

Just like the bullshit you two started because you wanted to gossip and be victims.

--J

[yayskrpgossip]

Lesbihonest...

[pierce-fine]

Guess who cares- no one. 

[yayskrpgossip]

Any response I could make would be lost onto your psychosis addled brain so I won't bother with a sincere one.

--J

[yayskrpgossip]

Lesbihonest...

[yayskrpgossip]

I’m not saying it’s a bad thing. I’m just saying, you might want to look at yourself from an outside perspective before being offended at someone supposedly thinking you’re a slut.

—J

[b-xtresser-blog]

Slut is a horrible word.

[yayskrpgossip]

I agree. You do have to remember that no one ever said Slut. You just jumped to it. Just give the pretentiousness a break when you can't back it up.

--J

[yayskrpgossip]

Lesbihonest...

Is it really that far of a stretch for someone to assume that Clark is a slut? I mean he and his ‘boyfriend’ are literally sexting on a public tumblr dash. What else are people supposed to think? 

Check yourself before you Wreck yourself.

—J

[b-xtresser-blog]

Wow, thanks.

[yayskrpgossip]

I'm not saying it's a bad thing. I'm just saying, you might want to look at yourself from an outside perspective before being offended at someone supposedly thinking you're a slut.

--J

[yayskrpgossip]

Lesbihonest...

Is it really that far of a stretch for someone to assume that Clark is a slut? I mean he and his 'boyfriend' are literally sexting on a public tumblr dash. What else are people supposed to think? 

Check yourself before you Wreck yourself.

--J

[yayskrpgossip]

Let's just all talk about the elephant in the room…

And no, that wasn't a fat joke.

Why doesn't anyone just say it straight to you-know-who's face. I mean, bitching about it through text message really is classy, right? After all, Clark, you were the one condemning people for paying attention to this blog because it was 'gossip' yet here you are eagerly hashing out your opinion to multiple people. It seems it's only bad if it's directed at you. The ironic part is that this situation perfectly matches our own Jaime Lyn Beatty's song 'St. of Hypocrisy'. Not only is it written about you-know-who but it says a little something about you, Mr. Baxstresser.

Don't get me wrong, I'm a fan of your work. But your attitude? Don't be pretentious when you have nothing to back it up with.

--J

[yayskrpgossip]

Paradise Troubles, I see....

With Denise cockblocking the Richter/Beatty household, jealousy of a lack of a sex life has been aroused, and our favourite power couple have lost their erection - but they keep doing it anyway, despite the fact that Beatty is pregnant and Donovan is staying with them.

Lauren is getting clingier and clingier, so it's no wonder that Joe so quickly offered for Denise to stay with them. Could a threesome be in the works?

We also have the whole reason why Donovan is homeless. Where's Mr Blim and his daughter?

Rosenthal's last time having sex was so long ago that his virginity was growing back. Devy-poo is quickly getting rid of that, though - but they are exclusive?

StarKid definitely own the dramatic arts.

[yayskrpgossip]

You’ll thank me later. I’m not out to destroy your life, you know. I can’t speak for my counterpart, but this is all to help you. 

[b-xtresser-blog]

Well, gee, in that case, thanks.

[yayskrpgossip]

Sarcasm suits you, my dear.

[yayskrpgossip]

Welcome to the spotlight, sweetie. 

[b-xtresser-blog]

I don’t understand why you’re doing this, what did I do?

[yayskrpgossip]

You'll thank me later. I'm not out to destroy your life, you know. I can't speak for my counterpart, but this is all to help you. 

[yayskrpgossip]

It’s tough being hot, huh.

[b-xtresser-blog]

Seriously, this is getting weird, I don’t need all of my business to be made public…

[yayskrpgossip]

Welcome to the spotlight, sweetie. 

[yayskrpgossip]

[b-xtresser-blog]

STOP

[yayskrpgossip]

It's tough being hot, huh.

[yayskrpgossip]

[yayskrpgossip]

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