#yazuac

[iwillfindadragonsomewhere]

Actual Brom and Eragon really smart conversation with a really unexpected ending (please, notice the irony)

*Aproaching Yazuac*

Eragon: There aren't any dogs barking.

Brom: No.

Eragon: Doesn't mean anything though.

Brom: ....No.

Eragon: Someone should have seen us by now.

Brom: Yes.

Eragon: Then why hasn't anyone come out?

Brom: Could be afraid.

Eragon: Could be. And if it's a trap? The Ra'zac might be waiting for us.

Brom: We need provisions and water.

Eragon: There's the Ninor.

Brom: Still need provisions.

Eragon: True. So we go in?

Brom: Yes, but not like fools.

*Next: go in, find a huge mountain made out of human bodies, fight two Urgals, Eragon discovers magic, Brom gets badly hurt and pass out, they almost die, and run away without the provisions*

Eragon that night: I would claim this as a pretty satisfactory day.

Saphira: *spits over him*

[jimmybuffetsmargaritaville]

"A mountain of bodies rose above them, the corpses stiff and grimacing. Their clothes were soaked in blood, and the churned ground was stained with it. Slaughtered men lay over the women they had tried to protect, mothers still clasped their children, and lovers who had tried to shield each other rested in death's cold embrace. Black arrows stuck out of them all. Neither young no old had been spared. But worst of all was the barbed spear that rose out of the peak of the pile, impaling the white body of a baby."

-Eragon I read that in 6th grade guys. THIS IS WHY I AM ME.