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[desimating]

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To: Dumbass      July 1st -- 2:12 AM

[ text ] Hey.  Hey, man.  Check it -- I just got the best idea!  Okay, hear me out.

To: Dumbass      July 1st -- 2:13 AM

[ text ] Armin's been really into American culture lately.[ text ] Not as great as Germany, but apparently every 4th of July they set off fireworks, right?? 

To: Dumbass      July 1st -- 2:14 AM

[ text ] Levi has no idea about this.  We kind of all subtly asked him about this stuff and he's CLUELESS.[ text ] So here's the plan. 

To: Dumbass      July 1st -- 2:15 AM

[ text ] We buy some fireworks.[ text ] We set them off at midnight on the 4th.[ text ] Like, seriously.[ text ] Just light off a BUNCH of them at once.[ text ] Scare the SHIT out of Levi!! 

To: Dumbass      July 1st -- 2:16 AM

[ text ] Then uh.  Run like Hell, since I think it's illegal over here in Dublin.

[desimating]

Okay, so, I'll distract Annie with a sneak attack, and she'll do that thing she does where she moves way too fuckin fast and then we're on the ground, but while she's distracted YOU stick her in the back with the wooden dagger and we will FINALLY WIN THE GAME.

          Well, while that would all be well and good, I kind of need permission from Levi to go anywhere.  And also he needs to be with me.  And I'm not too sure that I'd be entirely welcome back in the city.

          I mean, I'm going with Levi this weekend anyway, because we need to get the horses refitted, and we're, errr ...  kinda going on a date, thingy.  But I don't think it's up where Annie's positioned right now.  I could be wrong -- ??  I think you'd have to ask Levi where we're going. 

[desimating]

BETTER.

          I'm listening.

[desimating]

I HAVE ANOTHER GOOD IDEA.

     Does it involve Titans again?

[backxbiter]

What the hell happened!? I totally had you this time! ... ow.

          " Well, Eren.  First of all, it isn't a surprise if you're still seven paces behind someone when you scream at them. "  She can't help but snort.  " Try again next time without that part. " 

[backxbiter]

SNEAK ATTACK /tries to finally get you with the fucking wooden dagger

          Whilst the attempt is a valiant one, Eren Yeager, you should quiet those heavy ass footsteps of yours.  With one subtle movement, Annie spins on her heel, sending her foot around under and behind Eren's legs, and her left arm is at his stomach to act as a leverage to send him into a sprawling front flip and onto the ground on his back.

          With a raised eyebrow, she turns to confront her would - be attacker, and scoffs.  " You're still so clumsy. " 

[enruines-blog]

jean kirschstein is really gay

  "I hate all of you."

[desimating]

... Shitdamn I thought I had this all figured out. Uhhhhh. Hm. Well, if I'm Eren, and you're Eren, and he's Eren, then there could be others, right? Still doesn't solve the issue of us killing each other because fuck titans. Damn.

          " See, the only thing I can think of would be to go separate paths, but then we'd have to actually have enough people who trust themselves to run us.  And considering Levi is like the only guy who had faith in me -- us -- from the beginning, I kinda doubt we'd be able to do anything like that.  Mikasa doesn't have the authority for that.  And I don't think the Commander could assign it to her without a lot of convincing everyone, and ...  well.  Yeah, that went along very painfully last time. "