What’s your favorite type of bread?
Ideal burrito ingredients
Have you ever eaten imitation crab? Did you like it?
How big is your schlong desk?
How many times today have you farted?
If I was your pet what would you name me?
Why do you even have a fucking blog you fucking animal
If you were an under armour shirt what color would you be?
Whose sweat would you eat?
Are you a virgin olive oil?
Do you hate Bobby Flay as much as I do?
How many times a day do you think about Rob Dyrdek?
I’m drinking a smoothie, are you?
How do you feel about about the Oprah Winfrey Network?
What’s your least favorite type of pinecone
What’s your mom’s birthday I want to send her a hand-made gift because I know you won’t