Where did it go wrong? Left me here with a frozen heart And a broken home
Started out so nice I even changed the litter box once or twice But now we’ve turned to ice
Was it so bad in our family? See the pictures of you and me (We were covered in fleas)
Give me one last chance To fix the things that done you wrong Or you can kick me in the pants
You gave us pain, pain, pain, pain, pain Left us so low, low, low, low, low, low It’s just too late to forgive you now Go back and die you deadbeat mom Don’t even try We don’t want you
A washed-up bag of sleaze Asking for forgiveness Beggin’ on all four knees (Two, three, four, on your knees)
Can we turn back time? I’ve got my tail between my legs Sorry for my crimes
I remember mackerel birthday cake (surprise!) Leavin’ you truly was a big mistake Now I’m growin’ old My fur’s thin and my teeth are dull Let me back into the fold (No way)
Hate, hate, hate you mom I really hate you I really, really hate you No, no, no, no we won’t forgive you We will never forgive you Stop it, stop it, stop it We’re pluggin’ our ears from the sound of your tears You deserve to end your days alone in fear
I’d swim across a lake Full of gators, sharks, and electric eels To show you what’s at stake (Gators and eels and snakes)
I’d walk across hot coals Singe my whiskers and tender paws To put some kibble in your bowl
So much better will this kitty be You can trust me I’m turning over a new leaf
Is it just too late? Have I hurt you too much to open up the gate?