#yeehawkey

[flightlesssbirbss]

are you small and quebecois and annoying?? old and broken? maybe young and broken? are you everyone's least favourite trade deadline acquisition that i have a soft spot for? let me tell you

dallas stars quiz just called me unc 😔

credit to @ canuckies on twt for creating it!!

[flightlesssbirbss]

ok so i know that ilya rozanov’s irl equivalent is supposed to be alex ovechkin, but i do like to think that the average person in the game changers universe views him in kind of the same way we view tyler seguin (stay with me). in the beginning of his career he’s known as a party boy who gets around a lot, and he also has some… interesting lore

like, ilya would get scratched for missing team breakfast (and his ass would get called out on the jumbotron)

he would forget his player ID and have to pull up a photo of himself on google or have his coach vouch for him to get into the arena

he would get buck-ass naked in front of god and everyone on a zamboni for a photoshoot and be cheesing the whole goddamn time

and yeah, if shane hadn’t locked that shit down in the situationship saw trap from hell when they were teenagers, ilya would have probably married a stalker because (1) easy citizenship, and (2) he’d actually think it was kinda sweet that someone tried so hard to get to know him

also, they both love dogs :)

so yeah… let this be the beginning of the ilya rozanov & tyler seguin agenda 🔥🔥

[flightlesssbirbss]

bro what if we kissed at the mikko rantanen frisbeegolf course in finland

[flightlesssbirbss]

stars snatching koly back after beating the breaks off the bruins:

[cairamarie]

if the wild makes it to round 2, they’re gonna force me to root for the avalanche and idk if I can do that

[babygirlboeser]

ritz mini has his first pro goal💚