the fool proceedeth

but if you just want a warm body, that works too level 23 | she/her

[flightlesssbirbss]

currently taking suggestions on how i can make my blog colors uglier to annoy my irls

[mistyintherivers]

I know we made fun of rainbow capitalism but no rainbow capitalism for pride is actually worse and scary because it means that brands do not think it is profitable to support us which means that societal support for us has declined. I will never complain about sashaying into deals ever again please just bring back my corporate pride...and then I'll bitch about it again but PLEASE!! WE CAN'T GO BACKWARDS!!

[sawed-on-shotgun]

Im glad they made up romance for stories and music but can you imagine how scary it would be to deal with all that for real

[100493503004422]

I don't want a Career I want to Fuck Around

[dreamfarer]

And not find out. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want to find out.

[krasnoarmeyets]

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

[profeminist]

Happy Pride everybody! Don’t fall for the yearly “divide and conquer” tricks from the right

[itsalwaysdark]

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

[flightlesssbirbss]

…does the Phouse™ have A/C?

just thinking about it as we’re coming up on another hot ass summer (ahaha global warming i’m not scared) and all the brits (and other varieties of europeans) complaining about how sweltering 83° is (trust me, i get it, my A/C is broken rn; it’s 85° in my apartment and i’m dying) and that got me wondering…

have dan and phil been building that big ass house for however many years with builders coming in and out every single day… all for it to ultimately not have air conditioning?? or will they have something luxurious and american (lol #irony) besides their trashcan and spring for aircon??

if anyone knows ( @danielhowell … @amazingphil … perhaps) pls respond this is gonna torment me until i get an answer

[ghostpunkrock]

I think it’s weird and annoying that there’s this societal push for “let women be feminine again!!!” when there has still never been any acceptance for masculine women

[rhinco]

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[alittlekendoll]

arousal! repulsion! arousal! repulsion! arousal! repulsion! arousal! repulsion!

[blastdamage]

the paris catacombs are 1000x more fucked up than i imagined

[blastdamage]

did you know the cops once found a fully functioning movie theater with a well-stocked bar inside the catacombs and they when they tried to go back later to formally investigate it was completely emptied out save for a note that read "don't search for us"

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Underground french cinema

[npd-vriska]

my little bro is part of the catacombs community and yeah, it's basically a fully autonomous society! enough that when my bro goes in on a friday night, they don't come out until monday for work- sometimes longer if they took days off.

some of the rooms have fully stocked pantries with cooking equipment, some have movies like the one described above, some have books you're allowed to just take but people always put back- every day people bring things from the outside. artists often set up galleries there. there are rooms with mattresses and hammocks set up for people to sleep. one of the room is just a place where people leave shoes for the fun of it.

this is Known, it's not a secret by any means. the catacombs are as big as paris itself, and people live there just as people live above. it's wonderful when you think about it.

[npd-vriska]

A little update! My little bro is now my little sister. Please don't misgender her :)

[enbylesbie]

[nevershootamockingbird]

[ Begin ID: Screenshot of a tag that reads "#damn they even got the gender clinic in the catacomb" / End ID ]

[podcastwizard]

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt