#yeeowch!

[cuppydogshane]

ive tried to get into rpf fanfiction multiple times but every time reading it feels like looking into someones high beams at night.

[holymolyitssam]

pimple on my eyebrow

[rocketbirdie]

[popping out of vents] you look like you need painkillers

nah i'm good now. all i had to do was project my cramps and headaches onto Fictional Men👍

[kalied0skull]

bites you then runs around in circles

uwah

[matthewjohnsons]

have you considered trying to get over your ex instead of posting about them all the time

have you considered posting about them is part of the process goodbye

[castleofthade]

Domestic haunted woods au where no one's really that dangerous and they're all some level of friendly goofy even though in my heart I BELIEVE the haunted woods is the second most likely place to physically die or be killed in neopia

[riggedbones]

can't wait to take off our compression shorts when we're home

[ex-riddlecats]

marc question lol