Nov 11, 2020
Yeet Squad
My level 2 players decided to compete in a team dueling competition at a huge festival. Being low level players, they enrolled in the first competition tier.
In the first fight, the wizard auto-killed an opponent and the clerics on standby couldn’t do anything.
...They moved up to the second tier, and against all odds, won the tournament and the prize even though they theoretically should have died in the process.
When asked what their team name was, they all stared at each other for a moment before the paladin said in a deep voice, “You may call us the Yeet Squad.”
So thats how the level 2 Yeet Squad legally murdered someone, won 400gp, and basically defied all probability and logic.
